“Porno Boot Camp” Not As Awesome As It Sounds

by Calvin Clark on September 18, 2017

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When I read that The Oxbow Academy was offering a porno “boot camp,” I immediately began packing my bags. At nearly $9,000 a month, one would expect to receive a vicious amount of pornography and A-list staff to help you on your journey. As I continued reading, however, I realized how foolish I was.

Oxbow Academy is in Utah and while average citizens there may buy a lot of porn, all the people with political power and economic influence has massive sticks up their asses. The facility is designed to treat young boys for pornography addiction. Clearly not something any reasonable adult would consent to, the facility is home to 24 boys between 13 and 17-years-old who were enrolled by their parents.

Boys inside of the camp are denied access to cell phones and the internet and are endure hours of therapy and questioning. One aspect of this so called therapy involves a full sexual disclosure questionnaire that is then verified with a lie detector test. The boys live at the camp and attend normal education classes in addition to anti-porn sessions and sexual behavior interrogations.

Before you Brits begin pointing your fingers and laughing at us, be warned that such facilities are being called for in the UK. British child and family psychologist Melanie Gill claims porn addiction is a major problem in the UK and that “centres” like this are needed across the pond. According to Gill:

“Porn is hugely available, and massively damaging to society. I have seen children at a very young age who have downloaded porn on to their phones. Because of their levels of anger and aggression, they force it on other kids.”

All kidding aside, everyone knows this is a vocal no-fun-having minority beating the war drum while the majority of good parents properly educate their kids about sex and moderation. And to parents of children who might be “addicted to porn” – save everyone a lot of trouble and just get your teenager a hooker. Their sexual frustration will plummet and you can start keeping a box of tissue by the computer again.

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