Possible Threesome with Our Grocery Deliverer

by Alpha Harlot on October 11, 2018

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I’ve fucked a whole lot of people and that means that I have a whole lot of memory lapses. Sometimes I wish I was the type of person who could remember every set of lips that I’ve made out with, but I think that tucking away all the sexual tips and tricks I’ve acquired may have been a better trade off.

For the first time ever in my life, I didn’t have time to go grocery shopping by myself this past Sunday. It was a fairly easy process and the woman arrived with all of our shit 5 minutes into the allotted delivery window. When I opened the door, we both kind of…acknowledged each other? I knew her from somewhere and I couldn’t place it.

She started passing the bags over to me and correctly guessed my name.
Not my real for real name though. She called me of the names that I used back when I was going through my, “Let’s have as much anonymous sex as possible,” stage.

At least I had uncovered how she knew me.

The grocery delivery woman said, “I haven’t seen you in like 15 years!” and reached out to give me a hug.

“I am super sorry, I don’t remember your name,” I admitted.

My wife had made her way to the top of the stairs to help with the groceries and she looked a bit confused that I was hugging the delivery person.

“It’s totally Ok. I’m sure I was just a blip,” she said and she introduced herself to us.

Now I remembered.

“Oh!” I half shouted and I turned back to my wife to explain, “She and I ended up in the middle of a few orgies together, back when we were all hanging out on Long Island!”

She blushed, my wife blushed…and I stood there with a smile on my face thinking back to those days. I was also half impressed that I was able to pull the cobwebs off of that memory.

We talked for a few more minutes while we all brought the groceries upstairs and into the kitchen. She was married to a woman that she met on vacation in Mexico a few years ago, works in finance during the week and picks up a few hours a month delivering groceries to support her expensive purse habit.

“Why don’t we all have dinner sometime?” I suggested, “It would be really great for us to catch up, I think.”

“For sure! Let me explain everything to my wife tonight and we’ll let you know when we’re free.”

We exchanged numbers and are hoping to hear from them soon. She seemed to like hearing that I was still involved in kink so I’m pretty sure that there is another orgy in my future.


Do you think it was fucked up that I always used fake names with the people that I was fucking? Have you ever used a fake name when you initially met someone from the Internet? Let’s talk about it on twitter.

Image: Isis Love and Monique Alexander by Grocery Store Adventures by Reality Kings

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