Road Sex Drunk Driving Crash

by Alpha Harlot on December 3, 2017

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When you’re driving a car, there are certain things you need to pay attention to. Street signs, stop lights and the actual road are right at the top of the list. Sex while driving is not my cup of tea mostly because I lose control of my limbs when I orgasm, but also because I feel like it’s super hard to concentrate on so many huge tasks at one time.

A couple in Washington state discovered the difficulties of sex while driving when they crashed their car into a tree.

On November 22, 2017, police rolled up on the man and the woman as they were hurrying to get their clothes on. The man told the cops that he missed a curve in the road when his lady friend straddled his lap so they could bone while he was driving.

Oh, and they were both drunk.

The most fucked up thing about this whole situation is that the woman’s three-month-old baby was in the back seat.

Fucked. Up. Peepz.

Being irresponsible with your own life is one thing…but when you end up putting innocent people in harm’s way, that jumps over a line in my brain.

The couple both ended up going to the hospital where the woman was diagnosed with a broken pelvis and the guy ended up with a fractured wrist.

The baby in the back sustained no injuries.

Fuck them though, Peepz…for real.

If you want to bone in a car, pull the fuck over to the side of the road and ride some cock.

Safe sex is super important so please remember to wrap up your cocks before penetration, use gloves and dental dams…and don’t drink, drive and fuck all at the same time.

That’s just poor decision making.

Here’s a PornHub clip of Johnny and Kissa Sins getting it on in the car and the car wash…Please note that he remains alert with his eyes on the road at all times…that’s important stuff Peepz.

Source: Huffington Post

Image: Shay Fox in Police Carnality by Brazzers

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