Sex Math, John Meyer and Why “Your Number” Doesn’t Matter

by Alpha Harlot on November 5, 2018

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I’ve slept with a whole lot of people, but the only person I’ve fucked in the past 4 years is my wife. There was a period of time where I was doubling and tripling up on my lovers each week just because sex was my hobby and Craig’s list made it easy. The year that I turned twenty one, I only had threesomes because that was something that I wanted to learn how to do.

P.S. Even numbered sex partners in the room is totally the way to go, just saying.

My red-headed Amazonian ex-girlfriend once got into a huge fight with me because she wanted to see my “list” of people that I’ve fucked. She thought that because she was on the list, she had a right to see it. Know what? She totally didn’t and we broke up for the 5th time like a week later.

I kept my list because I was a responsible slut. If some shit came up and I ended up with a disease even though I was having safer sex, I wanted to be able to go back through time and contact the people who had been in contact with my pussy.

John Meyer is getting older and he’s reflecting back on his life. He’s been doing a hell of a lot of Evolving over the past few decades and he’s obviously changed from the man that he was in his early 20s. When I think of John Meyer, I think of him as a womanizer. Listening to his Instagram Live with Cazzie David was his co-host for the event and asked Meyer all the questions that we’ve been aching to know…including the fact that he has slept with less than 500 women.

Here’s a video of the full Live show with musical guests and all of that:

In the article linked below on The Cut, they do some intrusive math and figure out how many people Meyer slept with per year.

If Meyer lost his virginity at 24, as he had previously stated (??? I had no idea…probably because it’s none of my business), and he’s 41 now…Forty one less twenty four is seventeen years that he’s been having sex. If you divide that number by 500, it works out to about 34 women per year. I don’t think it’s that big of a deal that, as a famous rock star who loved romancing the ladies earlier in his career, he fucked 34 women a year.

And he doesn’t even cop to that. Sure he’s messed around with a bunch of ladies, but he hasn’t hit that 500 pussy mark. He says in the interview, “Being a famous man, is something like being a beautiful woman, in that, while there is always access, there is somewhat little desire.”

I mean…preach John!

You don’t have to fuck if you don’t want to. And you don’t have to tell anyone how many people you’ve slept with if you don’t want to.

Do you Peepz think it’s an issue if your partner has previously had sexual romps with “a lot” of partners? Let me know in the comments below or hit me up in my twitter DMs

Source: The Cut

Image: Abella Danger and Joanna Angel in Rock Out with No Cocks Out by Brazzers

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