Sex News: Pornstar Smugglers, Fat People Sexuality, & What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year

A Canadian porn model will plead guilty to smuggling $31million worth of cocaine into Australia on a cruise ship.

Isabelle Lagace, 28, faced Central Local Court in Sydney on Friday afternoon where her lawyer Louis Ialenti said she would plead guilty.

Lagace, originally from Quebec, is accused of allegedly smuggling 95 kilograms of cocaine into Sydney on the Sea Princess cruise ship in September.

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I’m not pro cocaine or anything, but I find it kind of ridiculous that someone will potentially spend the rest of their life in jail just for smuggling a little bit of cocaine.

It feels like a huge fucking waste.

It is exceedingly difficult to come to terms with your own sexual identity, in any respect. While sexual exploration is by no means the taboo it used to be, it’s still considered “alternative” by a huge portion of the population. We view it as something for those who “fit outside the norm” of monogamous heterosexual relationships.

In the face of this, owning one’s sexual identity is among the purest and most powerful forms of personal liberation. In reality, the only “norm” we should be putting forth is the right for each individual to define their own tastes and boundaries, in order to properly and comfortably carve out their place in the world.

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Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Rectum

  • “USING A VIBRATOR LAST NIGHT, THOUGHT WAS INSERTING IN VAGINA, INTERRUPTED BY MOM & SAT UP QUICKLY, INSERTED IN RECTUM, CAN’T REMOVE”
  • WINE CORK WRAPPED IN PAPER TOWELS, ELECTRICAL TAPE & A CONDOM
  • 10 BROKEN CRAYONS
  • FLASHLIGHT
  • “PER WIFE PATIENT SAT DOWN ON A SCREWDRIVER AND IT WENT UP HIS RECTUM”
  • 2 DILDOS
  • “PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM TO MAKE BOWEL MOVEMENT TO GET GAUZE PATIENT SWALLOWED TO COME OUT”
  • PLASTIC MELATONIN BOTTLE
  • POSSIBLE SHOT GLASS
  • “RECTAL FISSURE MASTURBATING FOR HER BOYFRIEND USING A HAIRBRUSH IN HER RECTUM YESTERDAY”
  • NAIL CUTICLE TOOL
  • EGG TIMER
  • CURTAIN ROD
  • “ICE PICK IN RECTUM TO PUSH HEMORRHOIDS BACK IN”
  • HANDLE OF A TOILET BOWL BRUSH
  • HAMMER
  • NUT AND BOLT
  • “SMILEY HAND TOY FROM VENDING MACHINE, MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM”
  • BINGO DAUBER
  • BINGO CHIP
  • DECORATIVE PUMPKIN
  • BOWLING PIN
  • “SHOESHINE CONTAINER ALLEGEDLY INTOXICATED DID NOT KNOW GF INSERTED OBJECT”
  • TUB DRAIN CAP
  • WIFE’S SIX INCH VIBRATOR
  • BROOM HANDLE
  • BASEBALL
  • SALT SHAKER
  • “MALE USING PLASTIC SEX TOY(VIBRATOR) THAT BROKE OFF IN RECTUM BUT LEFT WITHOUT TREATMENT”

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Ouch!

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  • 95 kilograms of cocaine is a little over 200 pounds Google informs me. At that point I assume the entire boat was made out of cocaine.

    How many of those but things happened in Florida?

    • They all happened in Florida. All. Of. Them.

      • I was going to post which ones were my favorite but honestly all of them are.

        • The candy cane put me in a festive mood.

          • “POSSIBLE SHOT GLASS” well was it or wasn’t it?

            “MALE USING PLASTIC SEX TOY(VIBRATOR) THAT BROKE OFF IN RECTUM BUT LEFT WITHOUT TREATMENT” lol

  • Zach Becvar

    The second article is really interesting. The author brings up a lot of good points about people, myself included, who have a hard time thinking of themselves as physically attractive to the opposite sex because we don’t conform to societal norms of body image.

    • I agree, I think it’s important for people to be able to see a variety of different people (shapes, sizes, color, ability) having a fulfilling sexual life.

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