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Company Seeking Female Candidates With “Porn Star Qualities”

May 4, 2018
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Despite being the land of the free and home of the brave there are still some freedoms where Americans lag behind the rest of the world, such as those related to sex. Maybe Americans are just too busy winning every major sports championship that requires the use of both the hands and feet to care […]

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Ikea Puts Golden Showers to Use

January 18, 2018
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Two summer’s ago, my wife and I were sitting in her bff’s backyard waiting for a BBQ to start. The grill was warming up, we were sipping on cold cocktails and the summer sun was beating down on our tan skin. Of course something was going to happen to ruin the moment…because that’s how life […]

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Elsa Hosk’s Freckles Are Giving Me A Boner

September 12, 2017
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I LOVED Elsa Hosk when she was an up and coming nude model, but then she joined the ranks of Victoria’s Secret and in an odd turn of events started wearing more clothes. Strange for a lingerie model. That’s why I was so damn happy to see her go back to her roots for this […]

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Agent Provocateur Has A New Sexy Video Ad About Clichés?

September 11, 2017
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I feel like I haven’t seen a sexy Agent Provocateur ad in ages. Did they stop making them? Did I stop paying attention? Who knows. These things just appear. Usually, I watch AP vids for the sexy lingerie, but this time around I actually found myself analyzing the content of the video. I need a […]

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Sex News: Banned Pringles Commercial, Banning Porn Is Harmful, & Kinky Sex Makes You More Creative

February 17, 2017
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I want Pringles. The Pringles Commercial That Was Censored During The Super Bowl (ALRINCON) The executives and the marketing agency were shocked when the people in charge of managing commercials during the Super Bowl discarded the one they had sent to promote their brand. “But, but… but why? I don’t understand it! We’re encouraging recycling! […]

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Victoria’s Secret Does Santa Baby In Lingerie Video!

December 20, 2016
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Victoria’s Secret is definitely the most popular lingerie brand in the world, but that has more to due to its stunning roster of models than it has to do with it’s so-so merchandise… Which got me thinking: How did Victoria’s Secret become the home of the world’s top grossing models? I went to Wikipedia for […]

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Top 5: Porny American Apparel Ads For Nostalgia’s Sake

November 29, 2016
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American Apparel ads have kept Peeperz in business over the years, but with the eminent demise (an eminent demise that’s has been taking forever to be honest) of Dov Charney’s empire we’ve lost touch with our fave purveyor of soft core porn. It’s not that they stopped making the porny ads, it’s just that they […]

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Cheeky British Maltesers Commercial Goes Viral

September 19, 2016
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Oh those Brits always ready for a laugh. This cheeky Maltesers ad starring disabled actress Storme Toolis has been making the internet rounds and with good reason. The ad is hilarious and kind of dirty. It’s a pretty simple concept: three friends are sitting around chowing down on some Maltesers discussing life, the universe and […]

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“We All Need The D” Ad Gets It So Wrong It’s Right!

February 16, 2016
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Vitamin D is one of those major vitamins that are do or die, mostly though, it’s associated with S.A.D. (seasonal affective disorder), you know, the winter disease. Depending on where you live winter can be a harsh mistress what with the cold weather and the shorter daylight hours. Some people head in to work when […]

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Dude Writes Craigslist Ad To His Wife’s Lover!

August 23, 2015
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If I ever found out that my wife was having an affair my first response would obviously be to write a Craigslist ad in the hopes her lover would stumble upon it, so I could tell him to stop drinking my expensive beer. I mean, it’s one thing to sleep with another man’s wife, but […]

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