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Fap Along With Harlot: Quintessential Summer Porno

July 21, 2018
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The New Jersey summer is hot this year. I’m admittedly more of a fall/spring type of gal. I’d rather wear hoodies and skull caps than short shorts and tube tops. My memory is pretty much shit, but I don’t really think it was as hot as it is now last year. I needed a little […]

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Oops! Masturbating Passenger Causes Unscheduled Landing

April 13, 2018
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I’ve never met anyone that actually enjoys flying. The entire process is simultaneously boring and stressful. It typically starts off waiting in a giant line for someone to use x-rays to look at your genitals and ends with sitting in a metal tube while everyone around you coughs and farts for a couple hours. How […]

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Preparing for the Mile High Club in the Airport

March 14, 2018
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I don’t get anxiety when I fly, but I totally freak out when I’m getting from wherever I am to the airport. There was a stretch of time that I was traveling a lot, because of long distance relationships and shit. Every time I tried getting through security, I ended up getting pulled into a […]

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Naked Dude Flying, Flight Turned Around

February 14, 2018
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I don’t mind flying. It’s the quickest way to get from one place to another. I’m into efficiency and I don’t really get motion sickness or anything, so bring on the airplanes! Know what would really piss me off though? Being on a flight and having to turn the whole plane around because someone decided […]

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Airline Tweets Picture Of A Plane Stuck In A Vagina?

February 1, 2018
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No so long ago, the internet was buzzing about an airline for a reason other than abusing passengers. This occurred when US Airways tweeted a message instructing a customer to direct their complaint to a picture of a plane crashing into a vagina. I’ve been directing complains to pictures of vaginas for the last two […]

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Midair Argument Over Affair Causes Flight To Be Grounded

November 12, 2017
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Truth be told, infidelity really gives me the heebie-jeebies. I’m not talking about open marriages or any other variant where one person knows about or even gets aroused by their partner sleeping with other people. Extramarital affairs and violating the trust of one’s spouse just don’t sit well with me- I’ve even quit watching TV […]

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One Flight Stand Ends In FBI Investigation

November 9, 2017
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Have you ever boned on a plane? I’ve given hand jobs and masturbated under the blankets while no one was looking, or at least I thought that no one was looking. When I was with my bad ex from Texas, we used to make it a point to fuck in the car after we picked […]

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Airplane Sex? Well Airplane Horniness & Jilling Off

February 13, 2013
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I’ve never fucked in an airplane bathroom and the truth is that the idea has never appealed to me. I like moving when I fuck, changing positions and getting thrown around. I feel like fucking in one of those tiny rooms would feel so limiting and claustrophobic. That said, I was on a plane yesterday […]

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Budget Airline To Start Showing Porn As In-Flight Entertainment

November 11, 2011
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You probably know porn’s not just for jacking off, I mean yeah it is for jacking off to, but many find it sexy and kind of relaxing to just watch it. And now there’s more porno than ever that functions as legit, awesome, entertainment – like all of the hilarious porno parodies or big budget […]

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Airport Security Obsessed Over Passenger’s Panties

August 4, 2011
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One of my co-workers and I at the porn shop had a game.  He would randomly interrupt me at some point while I’m talking or telling a story and ask me, “Are you wearing any panties?” If I was, then he would me what color they are. Most of the time I can’t remember so […]

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