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One Flight Stand Ends In FBI Investigation

November 9, 2017
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Have you ever boned on a plane? I’ve given hand jobs and masturbated under the blankets while no one was looking, or at least I thought that no one was looking. When I was with my bad ex from Texas, we used to make it a point to fuck in the car after we picked […]

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The Top 5 Airports For Hooking Up With Strangers!

October 24, 2016
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Traveling sucks. Airport security totally invades your privacy and treats you like a total asshole, and once you get on your plane every mook who ate too much that morning takes a shit on it leaving the cabin with the same aroma as a NFL stadium bathroom at half time. Thankfully, there are plenty of […]

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Cocaine Sex Toys Hidden In Vagina Lands Two Woman In Jail

December 6, 2015
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Chermisa Wheeler and Andree Willy were searched by Customs Anti-Narcotics Unit (CANU) agents when the pair started acting shifty before approaching the scanner at an airport in Guyana. No report yet on what exactly tipped off customs, but I’m thinking the women were probably walking a little funny considering they were hiding coke shaped dildos […]

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Airport Accidentally Shows Softcore Porn To Weary Travelers

October 22, 2015
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Flying sucks and the misery doesn’t end once you touch ground. After spending hours locked in a metal tube with a bunch of other people’s farts and germs, it’s time to collect your luggage. Now you’re standing shoulder to shoulder with these schmucks watching their hideous luggage spin around on a conveyor belt. There’s absolutely […]

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Public Masturbation Unmasked And Not Raunchy

May 25, 2015
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Public orgasms are fascinating to me. In my mind, as twisted and dirty as it is, everyone is masturbating all over the place and I’m constantly walking on streets splattered with invisible jizz spots. It turns me on when ever I think about it. But I’m a bit of an admitted cum slut, so there’s […]

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Survey Says: People Like Having Sex At The Airport!

October 15, 2014
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Few things boost the libido like going on vacation. Maybe it’s the excitement of new surroundings or the relief of leaving all your stress behind- people simply like having sex while on a holiday. We’ve read a few surveys that suggest people traveling alone are more likely to engage in casual sex, but couples are […]

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Cumming In Public At The Airport

September 4, 2012
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Airports are no fun at all: seas of people rushing to get to different destinations, overpriced food and water, and nothing to really do but wait for your plane. My boyfriend moved down to Atlanta last November for work, so we’ve been doing a lot of traveling back and forth for sexcations. I’ve started playing […]

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Airport Security Obsessed Over Passenger’s Panties

August 4, 2011
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One of my co-workers and I at the porn shop had a game.  He would randomly interrupt me at some point while I’m talking or telling a story and ask me, “Are you wearing any panties?” If I was, then he would me what color they are. Most of the time I can’t remember so […]

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