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Don’t Feed Your Jizz to Your Boss

August 20, 2018
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I’m down for cum eating. As long as you don’t eat a diet of straight up asparagus and black coffee, I’m probably down to take a taste of what happens to be dripping out of your dick. My only rule is that you tell me when you’re about to blow because I like a little […]

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Cops Fucking on the Clock

August 19, 2018
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My friends have been friends with plenty of police officers over the years. My bff in college was a police dispatcher for about a decade and she only dated cops for the longest time. I tend to find myself on the opposite side of the law sometimes, so I try not to associate with them […]

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Catfished For Cash

August 13, 2018
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My wife’s uncle is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Back in the early 00s, he was catfished into sending a WHOLE LOT OF MOTHER FUCKING MONEY to this chick in “England.” He said they were in love and she needed money to put a downpayment on this gorgeous house so that they could […]

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Stop Drunkenly Fucking That Bush

August 6, 2018
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No lie? I dig drunk sex. It’s sloppy and my inhibitions (yeah, I have some of those) totally disappear. One of the reasons I stopped drinking completely back a decade ago was because drunken sex was happening entirely too much with strangers. I love a good stranger fuck, but doing that 5 nights a week […]

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Risky Courthouse Sex

July 27, 2018
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The rush of public sex gets me going. I don’t get off on being caught, but the anxiety of that possibility is totally part of why I like it so much. While paying attention to my lover is my main focus, I always make it a point to keep my ears and eyes open just […]

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Florida Woman Arrested After Assaulting Partner With A Dildo

May 13, 2018
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I’m always shocked by what items the TSA decides are too dangerous to bring onto airplanes. While obvious weapons like nunchucks, throwing stars, and bottles of liquid greater than 3.4 oz. should be banned, other items make no sense at all. The truth is any object can be dangerous in the wrong hands, and the […]

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Have a Look Around Before You Fuck Outside

April 2, 2018
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The first rule of outdoor sex is to make sure you don’t get frostbite. The second, and probably the most important rule, is to have a look at your surroundings. I’m all for most situations where public sex is private, but when you start throwing innocent bystanders into the mix, they aren’t consenting to watching, […]

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Naked Dude Flying, Flight Turned Around

February 14, 2018
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I don’t mind flying. It’s the quickest way to get from one place to another. I’m into efficiency and I don’t really get motion sickness or anything, so bring on the airplanes! Know what would really piss me off though? Being on a flight and having to turn the whole plane around because someone decided […]

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Russian Teen Dies While Having Sex In Car

January 4, 2018
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A pair of Russian lovers decided to have sex in a closed garage with the car running. This was obviously the worst idea in the world. You know what happens when you hang out in a closed garage with the motor running? You die of carbon monoxide poisoning. The 15-year-old female, Alena Styukhina, had met […]

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Cops in Michigan Can’t Bang Prostitutes…Finally?

December 10, 2017
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Undercover cops scare me. It’s not that I do anything super illegal or anything. I blaze trees every now and then, but since my late 30s hit, I’m finding that it’s harder to get my hands on the stuff since all of my contemporaries seem to have switched to prescription med abuse. It’s fucking annoying […]

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