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Malaysian Threesome Gone Wrong

April 7, 2019
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Yikes, Peepz.  Sometimes having group sex seems like it is an awesome idea, but then it turns out to completely wreck your life.  I’ve been on the opposing end of a frying pan wielded by an angry jealous wife before, and I’m lucky that it’s never gotten any worse than that.   My way of […]

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Hot Tub Sex Arrest

March 20, 2019
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I’ve filmed porno in a hot tub before.  Anything that has to do with sex in the water is my jam.  Being completely consumed by liquid makes the action so much more fun for me.   There was a time in my life where I would house sit for a relative who owned a hot […]

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Licking a Stranger’s Butt isn’t Cool

February 24, 2019
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Ok Peepz.  Some guy in Kernersville, North Carolina did something fucked up and I’ve got to talk about it for a bit.  It’s one of those wacky sexually charged news stories that seems like it should be a joke, but for real? Don’t sexually assault people. Stefan Ryan Shuford was arrested by police for sexual […]

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Car Sex and Cocaine Lead to Arrest

February 6, 2019
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I tend to forget that my car has windows and am absolutely the person who sings and dances while she drives.  No one is watching me because all eyes are on the road, right? No? Whatever, that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop. My love of masturbating in my car on my lunch break is […]

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Blowjob in Train Station Leads to Arrest

January 14, 2019
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Every time I come across a story about people having public sex, I’m going to write about it. I am totally fascinated by the different scenarios people come up with to get their rocks off, especially when it comes to getting off outdoors. The only issue with this particular sex act is getting caught…and the […]

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Breaking and Entering while Naked with Noodles

November 29, 2018
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You know, Peepz, sometimes I feel like I write an awful lot about the goings on in New Jersey and Florida. There’s a joke that isn’t a joke around Jersey that when you turn 55 you turn into a snow bird and fly south for the winter. That leads me to believe that the whole […]

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A Cop and Her Undies: A Locker Room Saga

October 28, 2018
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Unisex locker rooms are tricky business. Actually, locker rooms in general can be a bit awkward. Cleaning up and getting dressed in front of the people that you work with probably takes a bit of getting used to. I would not be cool with getting dressed in front of my boss, would you? I’m all […]

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Cop Shoots Amateur Porn With Body Cam

September 24, 2018
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Another cop is getting his dick wet on the job, Peepz. Surprise, surprise Anthony Doran, a police officer in Arizona, was snagged for fucking fucking on the job. He was in his office, wearing his uniform and decided to get it on with a woman. Recording the encounter with his body camera was probably not […]

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Don’t Feed Your Jizz to Your Boss

August 20, 2018
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I’m down for cum eating. As long as you don’t eat a diet of straight up asparagus and black coffee, I’m probably down to take a taste of what happens to be dripping out of your dick. My only rule is that you tell me when you’re about to blow because I like a little […]

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Cops Fucking on the Clock

August 19, 2018
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My friends have been friends with plenty of police officers over the years. My bff in college was a police dispatcher for about a decade and she only dated cops for the longest time. I tend to find myself on the opposite side of the law sometimes, so I try not to associate with them […]

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