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Breaking and Entering while Naked with Noodles

November 29, 2018
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You know, Peepz, sometimes I feel like I write an awful lot about the goings on in New Jersey and Florida. There’s a joke that isn’t a joke around Jersey that when you turn 55 you turn into a snow bird and fly south for the winter. That leads me to believe that the whole […]

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A Cop and Her Undies: A Locker Room Saga

October 28, 2018
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Unisex locker rooms are tricky business. Actually, locker rooms in general can be a bit awkward. Cleaning up and getting dressed in front of the people that you work with probably takes a bit of getting used to. I would not be cool with getting dressed in front of my boss, would you? I’m all […]

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Cop Shoots Amateur Porn With Body Cam

September 24, 2018
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Another cop is getting his dick wet on the job, Peepz. Surprise, surprise Anthony Doran, a police officer in Arizona, was snagged for fucking fucking on the job. He was in his office, wearing his uniform and decided to get it on with a woman. Recording the encounter with his body camera was probably not […]

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Don’t Feed Your Jizz to Your Boss

August 20, 2018
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I’m down for cum eating. As long as you don’t eat a diet of straight up asparagus and black coffee, I’m probably down to take a taste of what happens to be dripping out of your dick. My only rule is that you tell me when you’re about to blow because I like a little […]

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Cops Fucking on the Clock

August 19, 2018
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My friends have been friends with plenty of police officers over the years. My bff in college was a police dispatcher for about a decade and she only dated cops for the longest time. I tend to find myself on the opposite side of the law sometimes, so I try not to associate with them […]

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Catfished For Cash

August 13, 2018
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My wife’s uncle is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Back in the early 00s, he was catfished into sending a WHOLE LOT OF MOTHER FUCKING MONEY to this chick in “England.” He said they were in love and she needed money to put a downpayment on this gorgeous house so that they could […]

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Stop Drunkenly Fucking That Bush

August 6, 2018
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No lie? I dig drunk sex. It’s sloppy and my inhibitions (yeah, I have some of those) totally disappear. One of the reasons I stopped drinking completely back a decade ago was because drunken sex was happening entirely too much with strangers. I love a good stranger fuck, but doing that 5 nights a week […]

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Risky Courthouse Sex

July 27, 2018
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The rush of public sex gets me going. I don’t get off on being caught, but the anxiety of that possibility is totally part of why I like it so much. While paying attention to my lover is my main focus, I always make it a point to keep my ears and eyes open just […]

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Florida Woman Arrested After Assaulting Partner With A Dildo

May 13, 2018
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I’m always shocked by what items the TSA decides are too dangerous to bring onto airplanes. While obvious weapons like nunchucks, throwing stars, and bottles of liquid greater than 3.4 oz. should be banned, other items make no sense at all. The truth is any object can be dangerous in the wrong hands, and the […]

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Have a Look Around Before You Fuck Outside

April 2, 2018
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The first rule of outdoor sex is to make sure you don’t get frostbite. The second, and probably the most important rule, is to have a look at your surroundings. I’m all for most situations where public sex is private, but when you start throwing innocent bystanders into the mix, they aren’t consenting to watching, […]

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