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Naked Dude Flying, Flight Turned Around

February 14, 2018
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I don’t mind flying. It’s the quickest way to get from one place to another. I’m into efficiency and I don’t really get motion sickness or anything, so bring on the airplanes! Know what would really piss me off though? Being on a flight and having to turn the whole plane around because someone decided […]

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Russian Teen Dies While Having Sex In Car

January 4, 2018
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A pair of Russian lovers decided to have sex in a closed garage with the car running. This was obviously the worst idea in the world. You know what happens when you hang out in a closed garage with the motor running? You die of carbon monoxide poisoning. The 15-year-old female, Alena Styukhina, had met […]

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Cops in Michigan Can’t Bang Prostitutes…Finally?

December 10, 2017
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Undercover cops scare me. It’s not that I do anything super illegal or anything. I blaze trees every now and then, but since my late 30s hit, I’m finding that it’s harder to get my hands on the stuff since all of my contemporaries seem to have switched to prescription med abuse. It’s fucking annoying […]

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Road Sex Drunk Driving Crash

December 3, 2017
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When you’re driving a car, there are certain things you need to pay attention to. Street signs, stop lights and the actual road are right at the top of the list. Sex while driving is not my cup of tea mostly because I lose control of my limbs when I orgasm, but also because I […]

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One Flight Stand Ends In FBI Investigation

November 9, 2017
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Have you ever boned on a plane? I’ve given hand jobs and masturbated under the blankets while no one was looking, or at least I thought that no one was looking. When I was with my bad ex from Texas, we used to make it a point to fuck in the car after we picked […]

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Can I Talk About Sex Shaming For a Bit? Cause I Need To

July 15, 2017
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One of the things that “goes with the territory” of being involved in video based adult content is that people steal your stuff. I hate it. It bugs the fuck out of me and I will never ever be comfortable with people stealing my videos and posting them on other websites without my permission. Obviously […]

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Mending and Fucking Fences

March 11, 2017
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I walked into work on Monday morning and the guy who shares my office was laughing hysterically and leaning back in his chair. My coffee cup was still full, so I didn’t feel much like engaging. When he spun himself around to face me, begging to have a conversation, I took the bait. “What’s so […]

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Wrapping His Meat In Plastic Wrap

October 8, 2016
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Peepz…I’m having a hard time dealing with the fact that summer is over in the Dirty Jerz. I know, I know…fall is awesome and I’m really enjoying hooded sweatshirts and boots. I just miss bathing suits and the beach and short shorts and hanging out by the pool. It’s an interesting scene down the shore […]

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Sex News: Asa Akira, Sex With Van, & Madam Figures Out Internet

September 5, 2016
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Asa Akira wins the internet. In more ways than one… How Starring In Porn Saved My Life (Kinkly) PORN SAVED MY LIFE. In saying this, I know the odds are already stacked against me. “What a lie,” one might say. “That’s what she tells herself to make it all OK,” he might dismiss. “Definitely an […]

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Don’t Jerk Off On the Subway…Seriously

September 1, 2016
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This is one of those news stories that makes me feel all sorts of mixed emotions. I’m a fan of free love and masturbation…but I’m an even bigger fan of consent and personal space. Millions of people have watched me masturbate on the Internet. I think it’s fairly safe to say that I’ve gotten off […]

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