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Cardi is Surrounded by Asses Twerking

January 24, 2019
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Asses are still having their moment and I am 100% here for it. Strong, healthy things and a thick bootie are all I want to look at lately. Luckily the adult industry is pretty much on board with my obsession, so there is always plenty of butt for me to perv out on when I’m […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Buttholes Are For Licking

October 6, 2018
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I love to lick assholes. My wife is a little bit squeamish about that particular activity, so I don’t get to indulge as much as I’d like to. It’s cool though. I get to vicariously live through the ladies in PornHub clips which is definitely the next best thing. I tried to curate a diverse […]

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Playfully Pegging

August 12, 2018
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Butt stuff can be a touchy subject. Porno has become the new sex ed (which is something that totally happened to me, but it’s something that I necessarily agree with as standard practice) which means that civilians sometimes think that all buttholes are made for gaping. I hate to break it to you, but this […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Bubble Butts

August 11, 2018
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Today’s Fap Along comes at the request of a Peepers reader who wants to go by Tony Tongue. I giggled when he told me that, I’m not gonna lie. Tony is an ass man who really likes a round butt. He got in touch with me last week and begged me to put together a […]

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Glitter Butts…Yes or No?

May 21, 2018
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I’m a fan of spanking and being spanked. My wife and I play this game where we randomly spank each other in public. The sound of a good smack will really get my blood flowing in all the right places. For years and years it was legs that I was all about. Not all the […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: An Ass To Die For

July 15, 2017
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Butts are nice. I’ve been trolling around on PornHub looking for some new ass to oogle at and I figured I’ll pull a few clips for you Peepz, but also ask for your help. Who has the best ass in porn? I’m asking for a friend….and for science! Check out these clips while you’re pondering […]

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Nicole Kidman Topless In Some TV Show No One Cares About

March 14, 2017
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I’m kidding, I’m sure a lot of people care about HBO’s new miniseries “Big Little Lies.” I saw a few previews and it looked pretty good, but I don’t have HBO and I already have too many shows on my dance card already, so I didn’t really investigate further. The premise is pretty cool, though. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Take a Seat

August 13, 2016
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I had a Fap Along all ready to go, but then I got a request from a long time commenter named Leonard for a bit of face-sitting. I’m the type of girl who is always into pleasing my readers. If you’re ready for a little bit of fun, I’d suggest taking off the rest of […]

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Bryana Holly Lights A Fire In My Loins By David Bellemere

August 4, 2016
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I have no idea who model Bryana Holly is and frankly I don’t really care. I don’t want to know her likes and dislikes. I couldn’t care less about her pet peeves. All I need to know is contained in these pictures by David Bellemere. She’s got great tits and a nice ass, and that’s […]

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Kim Kardashian Gets Nude & Nipply For GQ Magazine

July 3, 2016
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Right on cue, Kim Kardashian gets nude for GQ. I say right on cue, because every time someone in her family has something to promote Kim gets naked for a magazine. Kim’s sex tape put her entire family on the map, so she knows it’s a good strategy. When something works, you might as well […]

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