baby making

Important Tips For Baby Making Season Has Begun

January 6, 2018
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One of the most important parts of being a parent in this modern age is making sure your child has every conceivable advantage. Short of being born into a life of extreme wealth and privilege, the first thing you can do to give them the edge is make sure they’re as old as possible before […]

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Getting Cozy at Christmas

December 25, 2017
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I’m fucking exhausted. If you’re going to be exhausted, vacation is exactly the place you want to be. My day job is closed, but the holidays meant that I spend less time in Harlot’s House and more time in my car doing the Divorced Family Shuffle between relatives. Basically I’m off of work but my […]

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Sperm Lives For A Really Really Really Long Time, Really

September 4, 2013
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Sperm lives for a really really really long time. I mean, really. I’m not kidding around here. Whatever you may have learned in bio class about the the rhythm method is COMPLETELY WRONG. Sure, a lady’s egg is only fertile for a couple days a month, but shoot a load up there a week beforehand […]

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