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How to Get Banned by Tinder

March 7, 2019
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I’ve been banned from all sorts of dating sites. Back when I was actively on the market, lots of websites had an issue with the fact that I used “AlphaHarlot” as a handle…mostly because a quick search of that name pulls up a massive amount of amateur porn. I mean…a hobby is a hobby, right? […]

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Mixing Mainstream with Porn

October 8, 2018
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Earlier this year, I wrote about Young MA’s directorial debut for a video that was exclusively released on PornHub. It is still one of the hottest all-girl clips I have ever seen in my life. Other recording artists had jumped on the PornHub bandwagon before, but this was a full on smash hit of a […]

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Eva Green – Sin City 2 – Trailer Too Sexy For TV!

July 31, 2014
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This just in. Eva Green continues to be stupid sexy. Stupid sexy for those of you wondering means that she is so beautiful that when looked upon she turns the most brilliant people into bumbling idiots. Think Medusa, except you get drooling morons instead of people turned into stone. Fact. Eva Green’s sexy powers are […]

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University Of Warwick Nude Rowing Calendar & Lola’s Boobs

July 21, 2014
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Did you guys miss me last week? Please say yes, I need emotional validation from strangers on the Internet to feel love. I mean why else would I show you Peepz sloppy pictures of my boobs: I hope that makes up for my absence. Those pictures by the way, were taken about a minute ago. […]

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Best Australian Condom Ad Banned For Being To Graphic (Video)!

December 13, 2013
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BIG COCKS ARE BETTER. Not. It would be amazing if everyone would finally realize that big cocks aren’t necessarily better, but it’s such an ingrained stereotype that’s it’s hard to get rid of it. Even as I say “size doesn’t matter” there’s a 12 year-old inside of me that’s snickering. And there’s an adult woman […]

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American Apparel Ads Still Relevant (?), Still Porny, Still Banned

April 15, 2013
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Dov Charney and Terry Richardson were separated at birth. They’re pervy brothers in arms. They are soulmates. Then again, maybe they hate each other’s guts. I’m leaning towards the latter. Still, they’re cut from the same “bad touch” uncle branch. The only difference being that Charney takes advantage of young barely legal employees, while Richardson […]

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Too Many Gay Zombies For Australia

July 22, 2010
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OK. So the picture above does look like a zombie but doesn’t look too gay. But who are we to judge and label someone’s sexuality, even if that someone is the undead. Australia’s national pastime is not cricket nor is it Kangaroo hunting. Australia’s national pastime is banning strange shit. The latest, in the growing […]

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