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Hooking Up on Cruise Ships

March 6, 2019
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How do you Peepz feel about going on cruises? My boss if fucking obsessed and goes on like two a year. I’ve never been on a boat that big before and I’ll probably keep it that way, mostly because I’m not too crazy about the ocean or being stuck in the middle of it. I […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Tatas and Tan Lines

July 30, 2017
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Sometimes I feel like I talk too much about the fact that it’s summertime in Jersey. Today, the sun was shining and it was entirely too hot, so my wife and I decided to head over to the pool. There was an older MILF laying out with skin so bronze she must have been tanning […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Barely There Bikinis

July 1, 2017
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The temperature is rising on the East Coast of the United States and I’ve been wasting my weekends doing indoor activities. I mean, sure…aquariums are fun and I’m really into air conditioning, if I’m being honest. There was a conversation yesterday though about how my wife and I need to get out more. We miss […]

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Anastasia Ashley’s Round Surfer Ass In The City

April 4, 2015
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Anastasia Ashley has made a career out of being a pretty surfer girl with a nice ass. It’s a nice life. I wouldn’t mind that life, if only I didn’t have to be in shape and do any kind of exercise. Actually, come to think of it I’d rather make a life out of being […]

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Lana Zakocela Is Super Hot In Wet White See-Through Shorts

September 15, 2014
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I have this recurring fantasy where I go to Chicago for the weekend and I call an acquaintance of mine and pretend to be stuck for a place to stay and I’m all “Oh, can I sleep on your couch tonight?” and he’s “Sure, why not. I’m going out with my buddies, but I’ll leave […]

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Kelly Brook Nude & Sexy For GQ Turkey!

June 5, 2013
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Kelly Brook is that naked chick from Piranha 3D (well, one of the naked chicks), right? She has that incredible underwater naked swimming scene with Riley Steel which is simply amazing, really, it’s a masterpiece. Also, there’s this little jewel of a death scene: Anyone who has seen Piranha 3D can agree that Kelly Brook […]

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Beyonce Gets Nipplicious

April 26, 2010
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This is a great omen for the week. Not only a midday nipple slip but a Beyonce Knowles midday nipple slip. This just goes to show that no matter how much you cover up your body in a one piece bathing suit, some nipples yearn to be free. You shouldn’t fight it Beyonce. Learn from […]

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