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Coast Guard Rescues Sex Doll Found Drifting In Ocean?

August 9, 2018
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Coming from a coastal town, I respect the hard work done by the men and women of Coast Guard programs around the world. The ocean is a treacherous beast and when people fall prey to their own stupidity or bad luck, the Coast Guard is there to save them from it. They’re constantly preparing themselves […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Quintessential Summer Porno

July 21, 2018
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The New Jersey summer is hot this year. I’m admittedly more of a fall/spring type of gal. I’d rather wear hoodies and skull caps than short shorts and tube tops. My memory is pretty much shit, but I don’t really think it was as hot as it is now last year. I needed a little […]

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GQ is Telling Peepz to Have Beach Sex

July 11, 2018
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Sometimes fantasies are better than the reality. I think that’s the case most times, actually. You daydream about banging in public with someone ultra attractive. Then you find someone who is willing to fuck in a back alley and it ends up this awkward exchange of thrusts. I’m not telling you not to fantasize…Fucking do […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Vacation Vibes

May 5, 2018
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By the time that you Peepz read this, I will have officially been married to my wife for a year. We decided to celebrate our anniversary (and possibly all anniversaries thereafter) with a vacation…because who doesn’t love vacations. We’re heading back down to Orlando, Florida to swim with dolphins and hang out with other sea […]

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This Pic Of Alessandra Ambrosio Is The Best Thing I’ve Ever Seen

September 13, 2017
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I fucking love this picture of Alessandra Ambrosio. This one. The header pic. The one where she lying on her stomach in the sand half-submerged in the ocean with her hard nips outlined in shadow. I love sexy silhouettes. They’re tantalizing and this one is really doing it for me. I fucking love the ocean […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Tatas and Tan Lines

July 30, 2017
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Sometimes I feel like I talk too much about the fact that it’s summertime in Jersey. Today, the sun was shining and it was entirely too hot, so my wife and I decided to head over to the pool. There was an older MILF laying out with skin so bronze she must have been tanning […]

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Unpopular Opinion: Sex on the Beach is a Bad Idea All Around

July 29, 2017
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When romance strikes, sometimes it’s hard to keep your dick in your pants. As a lifelong fan of public sex, I totally get it. There have been times where I’ve had to sneak away from the dinner table to get it on in the bathroom with my date (or by myself, if I’m being honest). […]

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Nudists Beware!

July 1, 2017
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Call me a prude, but I can’t get into nude sunbathing on the beach. Give me a grassy, secluded yard, or a balcony to bathe on and I’m golden. It’s not the nudity, it’s the fucking sand that I take issue with. Sex on the beach is fun for awhile, but when one single annoying […]

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I Can Basically Taste Marisa Papen’s Sweat In These Pictures

June 28, 2017
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Some photographs are so striking that looking at them is almost a tactile experience. That’s exactly what happened to me when I was scrolling through this Marisa Papen photoshoot. The first two pictures are great, but by the time I got to picture number three I felt like I could taste the salt on Marisa’s […]

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Caroline Vreeland Topless At The Beach Is A Miracle

May 24, 2017
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Caroline Vreeland‘s boobs are real, right? I really hope so, because I want to go on living in a world where such perfection can exist without the intervention of a plastic surgeon. I see so many fake boobs during the course of a normal work day that I don’t know what real boobs look like […]

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