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There is Nothing Ugly About This Sweater

December 25, 2017
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I’m out of the loop, Peepz. I just came across a boob trend that has been happening since 2015 and I never fucking heard about it. Sometimes I hate myself. Ladies are upping their Ugly Christmas Sweater game by cutting a hole in the boob area of their sweater and decorating their tits like reindeer. […]

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Kink Fest: Public Topless Whipping

December 7, 2017
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There are a whole lot of people from my past that don’t understand why I got married. They’ll always see me as the slutty pervert that spent her weeknights trolling Craig’s List so that her weekend were filled with sex. Then I tell them stories like this one and they get a bit of insight […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Porno My Boss Would Watch

October 22, 2017
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I’ve got an interesting relationship with my boss. She’s a pretty awesome dyke who is definitely a bit of a pervert. We hang out all day long, sometimes our wives join us in hangouts on the weekends. Last week though, we got into a conversation about porn preferences and I was telling her about these […]

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After Breast Implants Women Have More, & Better, Sex?

September 13, 2017
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If you could get a surgery that instantly increased your self-esteem, body image, and confidence; would you do it? For men, there’s not a lot we can do short of having a couple inches of horse cock surgically attached to our penises. Women, however, can always turn to breast augmentation. I’ll be honest – I […]

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Manon Le Botlan’s Tits & I Are In A Serious Relationship!

August 16, 2017
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Have you Peepz ever heard of The Undress? It was popular on Kickstarter a few years ago. Basically, it’s a large dress that you slip over your sports/swim gear and it has these weird side openings that you can use to pull your bottoms on and off without flashing the whole world. Basically, it’s the […]

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Alexandra Daddario Tits Busting Out For The Good Of Humanity

July 3, 2017
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I wish Alexandra Daddario would just give up the whole Hollywood career thing and just straight up use her chest to get ahead in life. With boobs like that, you’d think she’d be doing the Charlotte McKinney thing and posting pics of her cleavage on Instagram all day long, but no, she has higher aspirations. […]

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Alexandra Daddario Is Clearly An Olympian Goddess!

April 18, 2017
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I’m still a little weirded out by the fact that the first time I saw Alexandra Daddario she was playing the daughter of Olympian God Athena in Percy Jackson and the Something or Other. That was a kids movie. I know this, because I watched it while babysitting my buddy’s kids. These days, though, when […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Suds Up, Get Soaked and Horny

February 18, 2017
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My wife is confused at how I can be turned on by the most un-sexy situations. A pipe burst in my kitchen sink last week and as we were scrambling to grab towels and figure out what the fuck to do, I say, “Doesn’t this seem like a porno scenario?” She didn’t agree with me. […]

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My Boobs in Your Mailbox? It Can Happen

December 12, 2016
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For the last eight years (I think? It may be nine, so don’t quote me…I’ve been a pervert for quite awhile) I’ve filled the mailboxes of my readers and fans with a bit of holiday cheer. Mail makes me happy. Sending mail makes me excited…and personally stamping holiday cards with my tits is one something […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Pretty Pink Panties

August 20, 2016
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Today I’m in the mood to walk around my condo wearing nothing but a pair of pink panties. Unfortunately for me, we’ve got a few workmen coming to the house, so I’ll be hiding out in the bedroom taking care of putting together my perversions for the week. You ready to join me in some […]

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