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Hooking Up on Cruise Ships

March 6, 2019
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How do you Peepz feel about going on cruises? My boss if fucking obsessed and goes on like two a year. I’ve never been on a boat that big before and I’ll probably keep it that way, mostly because I’m not too crazy about the ocean or being stuck in the middle of it. I […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Green Queens of Porno

June 16, 2018
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I’m in love with my balcony garden this year. For the next few months, it’s going to be my favorite spot in our home. When I get home from work, I change into my bathing suit and hang out in our private space with my vibrator and my tomato plants. All the green is turning […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Tatas and Tan Lines

July 30, 2017
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Sometimes I feel like I talk too much about the fact that it’s summertime in Jersey. Today, the sun was shining and it was entirely too hot, so my wife and I decided to head over to the pool. There was an older MILF laying out with skin so bronze she must have been tanning […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Barely There Bikinis

July 1, 2017
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The temperature is rising on the East Coast of the United States and I’ve been wasting my weekends doing indoor activities. I mean, sure…aquariums are fun and I’m really into air conditioning, if I’m being honest. There was a conversation yesterday though about how my wife and I need to get out more. We miss […]

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Bella Thorne & Scott Disick Dating Is The Weirdest Thing Ever!

May 27, 2017
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I’ve never seen an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but I’ve seen a million Scott Disick GIFs on Buzzfeed and although I’ve definitely never seen an episode of Shake It Up! I’ve been able to determine that that’s the name of the Disney show that launched Bella Thorne’s career. I tried googling an image […]

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Miley Cyrus Changes Her Image & Releases A New Video

May 22, 2017
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Just the other day I was wondering what the hell happened to Miley Cyrus and all of a sudden she’s all over the place again, with a couple new interviews, a new photoshoot, a new single, a new music video, and a new look. I’m here to tell you, Miley Cryus is back to her […]

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Strippers! Golf! Jersey! CONTROVERSY!

August 22, 2016
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I was involved in some rather awkward dinner conversation last week. My super Italian, ultra-conservative grandfather decided that he wanted to talk about something he saw on the news while I was sliding a slice of pizza into my mouth. “There were these ladies of the night on the television earlier,” he turned to my […]

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Orlando Bloom With His Dick Out On A Board With Katy Perry

August 10, 2016
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Have you seen it yet? Have you seen Orlando Bloom’s dick? It’s all over the internet! While vacationing in Italy with girlfriend Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom decided to take his swim trunks off while going for a ride on a paddle board. His dick has got a lot of people really riled up. Celebrity peen […]

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Paula Bulczynska Is A Babe In A Bikini For God Save Queens

May 20, 2016
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Thank you. Thank you, Paula. I try to avoid posting photoshoots that don’t contain any nudity, because I figure you guys come here to look at tits and ass, after all Peeperz isn’t a bikini catalog, but this shoot Paula Bulczynska did for God Save Queens is so damn hot I couldn’t help myself. Definitely hot. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: I Need Some Pool Sex

May 7, 2016
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Is it summer yet? Jersey is getting warmer by the day and all I’m thinking about is being able to hang out by the pool all weekend. Unfortunately, I have to wait until the end of May for out condo association to uncover the damn thing, but that’s OK. A bathtub filled with lukewarm water […]

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