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Fap Along With Harlot: Porno My Boss Would Watch

October 22, 2017
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I’ve got an interesting relationship with my boss. She’s a pretty awesome dyke who is definitely a bit of a pervert. We hang out all day long, sometimes our wives join us in hangouts on the weekends. Last week though, we got into a conversation about porn preferences and I was telling her about these […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Marsha May?

July 24, 2017
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Marsha May is only 4 feet and 11 fucking inches tall. THAT IS SHORT! I didn’t even know they made people that short. There must be something in the air in Miami, Florida, that makes short women really horny and revved up for a career in porn. They. Are. Everywhere. This tiny bottled blonde bombshell […]

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“Living Sex Doll” Undergoes Hypnotherapy To Become Dumber?

July 20, 2017
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I’ve always been impressed by how hard some people will work in order to avoid getting a job. Blondie Bennett is a 38-year-old American woman who earns a living by exchanging sexy pictures for cash from her online sugar daddies. While there have been far younger and prettier women who have attempted to supplement their […]

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Jerk Before Work: Have You Meet Naomi Woods?

November 22, 2016
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Naomi Woods just announced on Twitter that she’s selling used panties again! I feel like you should all rush on over and buy a pair. You could put them over your head with the crotch gusset right over your nose while jerking it to one of her videos. I mean, next to actually sleeping with […]

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Monday Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Elsa Jean?

November 7, 2016
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Elsa Jean is a tiny little thing. At 5’3″ and a hungred pounds wet, she’s looks like she’s getting impaled in most of her vids. I don’t hate it. She’s done a lot of school girl and ballerina vids, her School Girl Bound 2 scene with Ramon Nomar is worth checking out. Obviously, she’s done […]

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Morning Jerk Before Work: Have You Met Kylie Page?

October 17, 2016
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Kylie Page has boobs for days. That’s all I know about her and it’s all I need to know. Boobs. For. Days. It might be all I care about, but I’ll do my due diligence just for you Peepz. You know me, I aim to please. I bet Kylie Page aims to please too. Kylie […]

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Candice Swanepoel Is Very, Very Pregnant In Lingerie

September 14, 2016
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Candice Swanepoel is dating that dude, you now, that dude who was in all the Transporter movies. Jason Statham. No wait, that’s Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. She’s the one going out with Statham. I always get Candice and Rosie mixed up. I can only keep track of so many blue-eyed blondes. Swanepoel is married/about to be married […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Getting Down in the Garden

September 3, 2016
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We’re winding down the gardening season here on the terrace of Casa de Harlot, and that means getting all the plants ready for fall and the long stretch of winter that we’re apparently headed for. I’m kind of psyched to tell you the truth, even though I’ll miss my nude gardening adventures. There’s something awesome […]

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Throwback Thursday Nudity Edition: Anni Jurgenson (2014)

July 21, 2016
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I can’t be the only one who feels like half this photoshoot was taken at a crime scene, right? Clearly, Anni Jurgenson showed up to her photoshoot for Odda Magazine and everything started off normal enough. They were in a bland as fuck studio space all beige and cream and whatnot. Then the clothes came […]

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Throwback Thursday Nudity Edition: Nicole Coco Austin (2008)

July 14, 2016
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It had been a while since I’d checked in with Nicole (Coco) Austin, or as I like to call her Mrs. Ice-T, but one quick look on her Instagram clued me into the fact that she had a baby girl. Coco and Ice-T had themselves a bouncing baby girl named Chanel Nicole and they couldn’t […]

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