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Fap Along With Harlot: Blowjob Bonanza

March 16, 2019
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The security guards on campus were all huddled up in the middle of the hallway yesterday. One of the guys tilted up his chin to say hello to me so I walked over with my coffee to say good morning. That was apparently the wrong move because I walked into a conversation about the one […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Lana Rhoades

March 2, 2019
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I had a conversation with my brother-in-law about porno over the weekend. He was asking about the hottest pornstars of the moment over a game of Exploding Kittens. Instead of speculating about who was actually on top, I went straight to the source and opened up the PornHub app on my phone. At the moment […]

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Woman Offers To Trade Blow Job For $25 And Chicken Nuggets

October 18, 2018
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One of the earliest hallmarks of civilization is the bartering system. Trading goods and services with other people allowed individuals to survive comfortably with only a single specialty. These early transactions were a precursor to modern economies and the greed for wealth that has driven every great achievement in human existence. In some parts of […]

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Cops Suspended After Caught Sucking Dick On Duty

August 5, 2018
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Some people say the key to happiness is finding a job you love so that you’ll never mind working. Unfortunately masturbating and watching Dr. Who is only a viable career choice for a small number of people, so most of us choose to take the highest paying job we can tolerate. Work to live, don’t […]

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Police Seize Man’s Computer Because He Made A Porn Website?

July 11, 2018
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While there is nothing illegal or immoral on my computer, the idea of going through every file on my hard drive with a room full of armed, angry assholes is terrifying. I work in the industry and there are a lot of rusty trombone videos and erotic Sonic the Hedgehog fan fiction that I don’t […]

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Angry Hooker Steals Hookah, Gets Arrested

February 19, 2018
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Someone once told me that a fundamental understanding of business would help me survive any career I find might find myself in. Understanding where all the money around me is going would help me understand where I fit in, and how to squirm my way to the top. Apparently nobody ever told Yamilet Mattei this. […]

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13% Of Men Don’t Consider Oral Sex To Be Cheating

February 3, 2018
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When Bill Clinton was caught having an affair during the tail end of his presidency, he got everyone all mind fucked over what the definition of sex is. He had assured the American public that he “did not have sex” with Monica Lewinski, and didn’t flinch when evidence surfaced that Lewinski had given the commander […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Women in Control

March 4, 2017
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As much as I dig submissive women, I think there is something hella sexy about a woman who is able to take control of any situation and show her play partner who is boss. My fap along this week is filled with tons of dominance and sexuality. There’s a bit of the rough stuff and […]

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Some Blowjobs Are More Memorable Than Others

September 22, 2015
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I got a new tattoo over the weekend. It’s a pizza pie, topped with mushrooms and pepperoni that says, “That’s Amore” around it. My girlfriend got a single slice of pizza. The whole experience was pretty mind blowing, because we both always swore that we’d never get a “couple’s” tattoo. It’s also a bit strange […]

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Get Ready To Stuff That Turkey With Some Thanksgiving Porn!

November 25, 2013
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Thanksgiving – or as I like to call it, Massacre Day – is coming up, which means lots and lots of turkey and lots and lots of lying down on a couch and not moving too much in an effort not to puke. Of course, for some of you it means a long weekend and […]

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