boobs

Ariel Winter In An Amazing Barely There Shredded Crop Top

September 28, 2017
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In the entire history of fashion – nay, in the entire history of clothes – this is the best shirt that has ever existed. Ariel Winter’s shredded crop top has somehow managed to hit all the key boob areas. It’s slightly see-through, with some underboob and side boob, we get nips, we get everything! Now, […]

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After Breast Implants Women Have More, & Better, Sex?

September 13, 2017
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If you could get a surgery that instantly increased your self-esteem, body image, and confidence; would you do it? For men, there’s not a lot we can do short of having a couple inches of horse cock surgically attached to our penises. Women, however, can always turn to breast augmentation. I’ll be honest – I […]

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Halsey Is Topless For Flaunt Magazine & I Don’t Know Who She Is

September 6, 2017
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Do you know who Halsey is? Before I turn to my old friend Google, I’m going to venture a guess and say that she’s pop singer from the UK who is trying to revamp her good girl image in the hopes of appealing to a fan base over the age of twelve. Let’s see if […]

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Woman Survives Shooting – Thanks To Her Breast Implants!

August 15, 2017
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When Eileen Likness of Calgary, Alberta was shot by her ex-boyfriend only one thing stood between her and serious harm- well, two things. Likness was shot in her right boob, which has been surgically enhanced with a large bulb of trajectory-altering silicon. The bullet passed straight through her right implant, grazed her chest plate and […]

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Boobs Are Nice But They Also Suck Sometimes

August 12, 2017
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My boobs are big, but they aren’t huge. When I was trying to film actual porno movies (not just maintain my amateur porno pseudo-empire) I was actually told that they weren’t big enough to shoot BBW porno. Whatevs. They work for me…except that boob sweat is real and one of the most terrible parts of […]

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Kim Kardashian Wears A Shirt That Is Almost Non-Existant

August 8, 2017
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I go back and forth on the whole Kim Kardashian bandwagon… sometimes I love her, sometimes I think she’ll all that is wrong with the world, and sometimes (most of the time) I couldn’t care less. No matter how you feel about the most famous woman in the world, can we all take a moment and […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Maid in the Shade

July 22, 2017
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I’m lucky enough to live in a condo with little supervision from our landlord. He’s a nice guy and everything, but I’ve had enough experience with nosey people trying to be all up in my business just because they own the building I sleep in. Our landlord lives on the opposite side of the United […]

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Doctor Who? Jodie Whittaker Has Boobies

July 20, 2017
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The first thing I thought when I heard the new Doctor was called Jodie Whittaker was: “Is she related to Forest Whitaker?” The second thing I thought was: “Oh, she has boobies.” I’m kidding, the first thing I thought was: “Did the first female Doctor have to be thin and blonde?” Which was closely followed by: “Peter Capaldi […]

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Glorious Enya Bakunova & Her Pussy Nude For David Bellemere

June 30, 2017
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I feel like David Bellemere doesn’t usually go for the full on pussy slit. I don’t know his entire portfolio by heart, but it seems to me he usually hides the vadge with some strategic angles and shadows. Oh sure, I’ve seen a little bit of bush here and there, but never someone’s actually labia […]

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Rihanna Boobie See Through In New “Wild Thoughts” Video!

June 27, 2017
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Rihanna is quite possibly the most beautiful woman in the world. At the very least, she makes the top 10. She’s gorgeous, that’s quite obvious, but she also has this indescribable je ne sais quoi that just exudes style, grace and straight up sex. I swear, she sweats sex. It drips off of her… leaving […]

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