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How to Get Banned by Tinder

March 7, 2019
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I’ve been banned from all sorts of dating sites. Back when I was actively on the market, lots of websites had an issue with the fact that I used “AlphaHarlot” as a handle…mostly because a quick search of that name pulls up a massive amount of amateur porn. I mean…a hobby is a hobby, right? […]

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How Many Licks Does it Take…

January 21, 2019
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I see myself as an open person when it comes to sexual things. I’ve participated in fetish and kink play that “most” people wouldn’t even consider, I’ve fucked all sorts of people…but this story that I’m about to talk about right now, I mean, I’m having trouble not being judgy with this guy. Sylvia Dungan, […]

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Community College Offering Class On Porn!

December 8, 2018
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Porn has carved out a unique position in this modern age of sex tapes and scandals. At a basic level it’s an entertainment industry that employs hundreds of thousands of people and fattens the bank accounts of everyone involved. Somewhere along the way it became a means of empowering the sexually repressed by giving the […]

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Woman Fired Over Premarital Sex? Hmph!

September 9, 2018
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While I consider myself a spiritual man, if I had to choose a label I would call myself an atheist. That being said, I hate hanging out with other atheists. I don’t like making snarky comments about the things people believe and I’m a very happy guy. This is probably why I’ve historically preferred the […]

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80-Year-Old “Super Cougar” Has Slept With Over 1,000 Men

April 24, 2018
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Lisa Ann retired on top. Though she was only in her mid-30s and didn’t have any children when she was labeled a MILF, her ample curves and mature demeanor made the term cougar a household word. While it would be a stretch to say she redefined what it meant to be sexy at any age, […]

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Nudist Resort Accused Of Stealing Water?

April 2, 2018
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A nudist resort near Los Gatos found a way to skirt California’s water conservation restrictions by illegal syphoning water from a waterfall to fill their pools and water tanks. How rude! The clothing optional resort would have gotten away with this water theft if it weren’t for a few rangers associated with the Midpeninsula Open […]

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Courtney Stodden’s Heart is Broken, She Breaks Out the Lingerie

March 19, 2018
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I got stuck in an Internet rabbit hole over the weekend when I started researching Courtney Stodden. Lola used to cover her on the regular, so part of my brain thought that she was just laying low enjoying her post-fame money. Peepz, I was super wrong. Do you need some background? I’m going to give […]

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Preparing for the Mile High Club in the Airport

March 14, 2018
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I don’t get anxiety when I fly, but I totally freak out when I’m getting from wherever I am to the airport. There was a stretch of time that I was traveling a lot, because of long distance relationships and shit. Every time I tried getting through security, I ended up getting pulled into a […]

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Dildos Deflect Robbery

December 25, 2016
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This time of year always makes me nostalgic for the retail life. I know it might sound crazy, but I completely crave working in retail situations come December. I love the rush of checking stock and making people’s holiday dreams come true with a keystroke and a walk into the back room. I love hearing […]

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No Love For Lawyers

December 3, 2016
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Lawyers make a metric fuckton of money, right? I mean, that’s the word on the street. I’ve only fucked a handful of cocks that went to law school, and none of them ever stuck around long enough for me to find out the details on their financials. I guess, it makes sense though. Law school […]

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