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Farrah Abraham Wants Your Money For Her “Farrahpy”

February 3, 2019
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Former star of MTV’s Teen Mom, Farrah Abraham is up to her old tricks again. In an effort to stay relevant, she hopped on Instagram and offered her followers sex therapy sessions via a webcam site for a crazy amount of money. I mean, especially since she’s not a therapist at all. She’s an influencer […]

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Ashley Graham Fucks All the Time…and You Should Too

January 29, 2019
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Ashley Graham is one of my favorite mainstream models. She is strong, gorgeous and she has her own ideas about how life should be lived. In a recent interview with Elle magazine, she talks about her goals and her secret to having a happy marriage. When it comes to marital bliss, Ashley admits that she […]

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Cardi is Surrounded by Asses Twerking

January 24, 2019
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Asses are still having their moment and I am 100% here for it. Strong, healthy things and a thick bootie are all I want to look at lately. Luckily the adult industry is pretty much on board with my obsession, so there is always plenty of butt for me to perv out on when I’m […]

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Nicki Minaj is Getting Dicked Down Right

January 9, 2019
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Nicki Minaj is hardcore in love and I’m here for it. We’re all on the outside of this relationship, so the only way in is through Internet spectacles, which can make things a little bit blurry sometimes. I feel as though she has never been as public about a relationship before, and I love how […]

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Courtney Stodden’s Daddy Issues

January 1, 2019
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Courtney Stodden has been off my radar for the last few months. During that time, she’s been working on some music and teasing all her instagram followers with her barely clothed curves. She’s evolving through life and coming to terms with some of her faults. While we all realized that she probably had some daddy […]

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Woman Gets New Tits On Taxpayer Dime!

December 3, 2018
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A 22-year-old from Leeds has successfully convinced her doctor that being flat-chested was causing her emotional distress. Josie, a telemarketer, went on to receive a brand new pair of 36DD boobs (she was formerly a 32A) and the British National Health Service footed the bill. I wonder how a 22-year-old with confidence issues convinced her doctor […]

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Kim Kardashian on the Cover of Richardson A9

November 1, 2018
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It’s been a minute since I’ve had to type the name Terry Richardson. The notorious photographer is known for his gritty, filthy style of capturing celebrities with his camera and has been doing so for years. Sex scandals seem to creep on on him and well, the guy is probably a creep IRL, but that […]

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Take a Sexcation This Year

October 14, 2018
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Vacations were few and far between in my twenties. I was always in long distance relationships with guys who insisted that I travel to them, so I’d go for weekend jaunts and end up only being a tourist inside of a hotel room. At the time I wasn’t complaining, because traveling for sex was new […]

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Rihanna’s Lingerie Line Can Do No Wrong

September 27, 2018
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I am so fucking excited about Rihanna’s Savage X Fenty Lingerie line. Upon launch, I picked up a few choice pieces for my own drawer of sexy things. After her New York Fashion week debut, it seems that I’m going to have to open my wallet a little bit more. The most amazing thing about […]

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My Mom Wanted to Bang Burt Reynolds (Yours Probably Did Too)

September 25, 2018
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My mom is fucking devastated that Burt Reynolds died on September 6, 2018. She called me up on my commute home the day it was announced and, when I tell you that she was crying, I mean that she was CRYING. To her, Burt Reynolds was everything sexy about the 1970s and losing him means […]

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