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Actress Turns To Porn For Inspiration

August 1, 2017
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I really like Korean culture. Their national alcoholic beverage, Soju, is an inexpensive spirit that you are supposed to drink until your body and gravity have an all-out brawl. It’s perfectly acceptable to be completely smashed in public and outside of Korea waiters and bartenders take good care of their patrons who decide to replace […]

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Can I Talk About Sex Shaming For a Bit? Cause I Need To

July 15, 2017
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One of the things that “goes with the territory” of being involved in video based adult content is that people steal your stuff. I hate it. It bugs the fuck out of me and I will never ever be comfortable with people stealing my videos and posting them on other websites without my permission. Obviously […]

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New ‘Sexercise’ Workout Designed To Improve Health, Sexlife

July 10, 2017
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Jason Rosell is most famous for appearing in a handful of vh1 dating shows where his rugged good looks and Latin roots made him popular with my mom and other viewers. He used that fame to catapult a music career that produced a handful of videos that appeared on Latin dance charts. While it looked […]

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Rihanna Boobie See Through In New “Wild Thoughts” Video!

June 27, 2017
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Rihanna is quite possibly the most beautiful woman in the world. At the very least, she makes the top 10. She’s gorgeous, that’s quite obvious, but she also has this indescribable je ne sais quoi that just exudes style, grace and straight up sex. I swear, she sweats sex. It drips off of her… leaving […]

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Throw Back Thursday: Angelina Jolie For People Magazine (1998)

May 25, 2017
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Back in 1998, Angelina Jolie was my ultimate celebrity crush. I still think she’s gorgeous, but I miss the knife wielding, blood wearing, crazy Angelina with an edgy style. These days (and ever since her image reform) Angie is kind of boring. She’s too much of a goody two shoes what with her UN work […]

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Pics Of Tove Lo Flashing Her Boobs At Coachella For Posterity

April 25, 2017
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Coachella happened, which means the internet is flush with pictures of hot young celebrities wearing culturally inappropriate clothing and/or very little clothing at all. I think the no clothing at all is the safer bet. When you don’t understand what cultural appropriation means, it’s best to avoid all iffy “festival” wardrobe choices and just go […]

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Wil Wheaton’s Hosts Webseries On Slightly Used Porn Couch!

March 4, 2017
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Wil Wheaton went from being the most hated characters on Star Trek: The Next Generation to being one of the most beloved nerds on the internet. He was prominent in major web communities where he interacted with fans way before social media made it easy for celebrities to force feed us with their daily lives. […]

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Natalie Portman Nude In Planaterium, Sort Of! Mostly Covered.

March 1, 2017
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People have been waiting to see Natalie Portman naked ever since she made her on screen debut across from Jean Reno in Leon (a.k.a. The Professional). Noooooooo! I did not just say that. She was twelve in that movie. That’s definitely not what I meant. What I meant to say is that people have been […]

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Throw Back Thursday Nudity Edition: Miley Cyrus (2015)

February 23, 2017
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In this day and age news is on a 24 hour cycle. If it happened last week it’s already old news, so I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, 2015 IS OLD ENOUGH FOR A THROW BACK. I DO WHAT I WANT. OKAY. Okay. I’m glad that’s settled and we’ve come to an agreement. I wouldn’t […]

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Frances Bean Cobain Topless & Nipply For Schön!

November 20, 2016
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Sigh. I’ve got a major crush on Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love’s daughter Frances Bean Cobain. I’m sighing, because the thought of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love is making me miss my youth, which isn’t very hard to do since this decade seems to be all about reviving the ’90s. Everytime I turn my head […]

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