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Fap Along With Harlot: Lick Bang

March 9, 2019
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I’ve been daydreaming about eating pussy a lot lately. It’s not that I don’t get enough time in between my wife’s legs, it’s just that I’ve got this intense orgy fantasy about having a dozen women splayed out in front of me so that I can satisfy them orally. Instead of prowling around on the […]

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Body Modifications for Better Sex

November 27, 2018
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In a former life, I was heavily pierced. Back in the late 90s, tongue rings were all the rage in my social circle because their boyfriends all loved the way the ball felt up against their cock. I say boo to that. You want your dick sucked “right” you better be taking care of my […]

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The Glitoris is a Myth No More

January 28, 2017
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Sometimes, separating the art from the artist is difficult. One flows into the other, and somehow the creation becomes an extension of the creator. That’s how I feel about Amanda Palmer. She’s a musician, a writer, and all-around wide open person who loves to live through her creations. She also happens to be married to […]

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A Clit Like You’ve Never Seen Before

September 14, 2016
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Pleasure is fascinating to me and so are all the places on my body where pleasure comes from. Pussy is beautiful. Staring at porno as much as I do gives me the opportunity to inspect the naughty bits of plenty of ladies. I love a peek through panties or a full on view of all […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Big Clits

January 24, 2016
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Pussy makes my world go round. I’m a fan of them all, but there is something especially sexy about a clit that is rock solid and poking itself out from between a set of wet pussy lips. I couldn’t stop myself while I was hunting around for the clips to share with you guys today, […]

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Masturbation Month is BACK!

May 5, 2015
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Guys! It’s my favorite month! Not only does May contain my birthday (which happens to be on the 18th in case anyone wants to buy me presents)…but it’s also International Masturbation Month! May 7th is actually THE day to get off solo style, so jerk ’em if you’ve got ’em! I’ll just sit back here […]

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Your Vagina is A-OK!

June 3, 2014
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I grew up in a super strict Christian household that used the term “private parts,” when we were talking about genitalia, not that that ever really happened all that much. I think a whole bunch of the body issues that I had when I was younger stemmed from the fact that I was taught that […]

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Clitoris Appreciation Week Begins Today!

May 6, 2013
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Happy  everybody! Today is the first day of the first ever week set aside to admire and honor the clit. Launched by the anti-female mutilation charity Clitoraid, this seven days of honoring the bald man in a boat is meant by the organization to be a lighter celebration of clit-awesomeness as opposed to their usual heavy and serious work […]

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Clit Vacuuming! It’s A Dangerously Pleasurable Thing!

April 26, 2013
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Bored housewives, I’ve got something for you that will change your lives forever. Did you know you can use you’re vacuum to bring yourself to ecstatic heights? Yes indeed, vacuuming isn’t just for picking up the dirt your little rugrats drag in anymore – you can also masturbate with it. I knew housework was missing […]

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My Pussy Looks Like The Virgin Mary

February 9, 2012
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Those nut jobs who find the likeness of Jesus in burned pancakes and start a shrine to the all mighty Lord crack me (no offense, okay, a little offense). Sure, I’ve spent my fair share of summer days lying on the ground and trying to find shapes in the clouds, but I was never really […]

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