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Woman Lures Man Into Trap Using Her Boobs

January 21, 2018
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It’s kind of an old stereotype that heterosexual men can’t resist a nice pair of breasts. From my personal experience it seems to check out. Even a really sad looking set of deflated boobs are interesting enough to draw me into a sultry premium cable drama and a pair of really nice ones can even […]

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Amateur Porn Star Orders Hit On Her Husband

January 16, 2018
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As much as I love the titans of mainstream porn, there’s something about amateur performers that really appeals to me. The Community section of Pornhub makes it easy to follow these independent porn stars and the simple production value of self-shot porn makes it feel like some kind of artisanal masturbating experience. Sometimes I just […]

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Man Gets Penis Stuck While Jumping Over Turnstile

January 7, 2018
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I don’t believe in karma. It seems like the most passive aggressive way of dealing with the fact that horrible people exists. While it’s nice to think those who do bad things face some divine consequence, the truth is ne’er-do-wells usually go unpunished. However, when a London man got his dick stuck in a turnstile […]

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Russian Teen Dies While Having Sex In Car

January 4, 2018
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A pair of Russian lovers decided to have sex in a closed garage with the car running. This was obviously the worst idea in the world. You know what happens when you hang out in a closed garage with the motor running? You die of carbon monoxide poisoning. The 15-year-old female, Alena Styukhina, had met […]

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Jealous Boyfriend Tries To Burn Down Strip Club

January 3, 2018
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It takes a special kind of person to succeed at stripping. They have to be more than just beautiful and glittery. To stand in front of a bunch of drunk, horny strip club patrons and put on an entertaining show requires a lot of confidence and raw sexuality. Though they (usually) never have sex with […]

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Florida Retirees Busted Having Kinky Outdoor Sex

December 19, 2017
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Despite being billed as “Florida’s Friendliest Retirement Hometown,” The Villages in Sumter County is pretty strict about what its residents can do for entertainment. The gated community is designed for people who are 55-and-older to live out their golden years without having to worry about loud music, rowdy parties, or really hot public sex. Hmm! […]

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When Dildos Attack: Man Pelts Sex Shop Employee With Toys

December 18, 2017
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Self-reflection is an important part of growing up and becoming the person you want to be. It stops you from repeating the same mistakes and recognizing behaviors that are harmful to yourself and others. For example if you got arrested after breaking through the ceiling of an adult store and throwing sex toys at an […]

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Police Find Bag of Marijuana in Woman’s Vagina?

December 14, 2017
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Marijuana might be legal in some parts of the United States but Florida certainly isn’t one of them. While you might be fine walking around with a small amount for personal use in the sunshine state, there are certain situations where you would to hide your stash from the police. For example, if you have […]

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New Jersey Man Tries To Skip Out On $135k Strip Club Bill!

December 7, 2017
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As amazing as strip clubs are, we’re all too familiar with the fact that they serve as money traps. It’s easy to walk into a jiggle joint with the best of intentions but between the liquor, boobs and food- you can pretty much expect the bill to cause chest pains. If you’re lucky there might […]

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Man Runs Prostitution Ring Out Of Retirement Community

December 1, 2017
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Being retired is sometimes not as glamourous as CBS and Viagra commercials make it out to be. When circumstances cause people to retire earlier than they were planning, they may be faced with the hardships of life on a fixed income. While there’s always the option of returning to the workforce it can be hard […]

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