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Smashed Windows After Sex Denial

July 2, 2018
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Do you Peepz ever hit up your ex’s for a bit of boning? I had this bad habit in my 20s of recycling my lovers. It was mostly because I didn’t have to put much work into getting them in bed, but also because their bodies were familiar. The problem with fucking ex’s is that […]

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Chinese Scientists Arrested For Spying On Porn Industry?

June 22, 2018
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Bo Jiang is a Chinese national who was in Virginia helping NASA do all their important space shit. After he finished his work, he purchased a one-way ticket from Washington, DC to Beijing but before he could depart, federal investigators arrested him and accused him of sharing sensitive information with the Chinese government. Sorry, did […]

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Minnesota Cops Can Still Have Sex With Detainees… For Now!

May 30, 2018
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I recently got into Orange is the New Black, a television show about the lives of various people inside a federal prison for women. One character’s entire storyline during the first two seasons revolves around her affair with a guard which results in a pregnancy and the consequences that ensued. Apparently, it’s illegal for people […]

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iPhone User Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pick Using AirDrop

May 17, 2018
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With every advancement in mobile technology comes a new way for dudes to show people their dicks. Unsolicited sexual messages have long plagued mobile users of social networking websites in an act that many people have described as “cyber flashing.” For the most part, people can protect themselves from nefarious pictures of genitals by restricting […]

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The Mystery Of Portland’s Power Line Sex Toys

May 15, 2018
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I’m paranoid about locking the door when I leave the house, but with all my Jersey “street smarts” and life experiences I never figured out one thing. Why the hell people throw shoes onto power lines. Maybe it’s a social statement, someone marking their territory, or even just an act of petty vandalism. I never […]

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Police Detain 27 Naked People In Illegal Sex Party Raid

May 14, 2018
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Pop quiz, hot shot. You book a hotel suite and place an online ad for a swinger party. Unfortunately the only people who sign up are 22 horny men looking to get laid. While it’s certainly possible for nearly two dozen dudes to engage in unrestrained group sex, most of them are probably looking to […]

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Florida Woman Arrested After Assaulting Partner With A Dildo

May 13, 2018
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I’m always shocked by what items the TSA decides are too dangerous to bring onto airplanes. While obvious weapons like nunchucks, throwing stars, and bottles of liquid greater than 3.4 oz. should be banned, other items make no sense at all. The truth is any object can be dangerous in the wrong hands, and the […]

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Sex On The Beach Earns Florida Man 2.5 Years In Prison

May 12, 2018
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Having sex on the beach is an often romanticized activity and it’s easy to see why. The sensual ambiance and connection with nature can make the attraction between two partners irresistible. A casual walk along the ocean can quickly become a romp in the sand, stopping just in time to look in each other’s eyes […]

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Woman Jailed For Being Too Loud During Sex!

May 6, 2018
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An anti-social behavior order is a way for the United Kingdom to prevent citizens from being dicks. One might be issued by a court in response to a complaint to prevent someone from doing things that harass or harm other people. Basically, these orders are a way for prudes to stop people from doing fun […]

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Study Reveals Majority of Sex Workers Like Their Job

April 22, 2018
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Speaking of his career as a writer, Hunter S. Thompson once said that “old whores seldom giggle.” He went on to say that doing something you’re passionate about is only fun when you’re doing it as a hobby, and the same activities become a lot more tedious once they become your job. Comparing his career […]

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