crime

Prostitute Helps Catch Bank Robber!

December 20, 2018
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We’ve all seen the movies where a bank robber makes his getaway only to be thwarted when the dye pack explodes in his bag of stolen cash. I’ve always figured this is the end of the road but one Chicago area bank robber had other ideas. 38-year-old Anthony Nugent robbed a bank and made off […]

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Couple Arrested For Sexy Flight Antics

December 18, 2018
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Flying can be a real pain in the ass. The instant the door is shut everyone starts farting and if you’re lucky you’ll be drunk enough to sleep through most of the experience. You can try talking to the person sitting next to you but if it doesn’t work out all you can do is […]

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Stolen Computer Returned To Church Thanks To Pornography

December 17, 2018
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A thief who stole a computer from an Oklahoma church was caught thanks to a powerful but intangible force that is beloved and worshiped by millions throughout the world. Thanks, internet pornography! The unidentified man was caught when monitoring software church employees installed on the computer alerted them that someone was trying to view pornography […]

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Zambian Teachers Complain Of Invisible Witch Sex?

December 14, 2018
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Teaching is a thankless job. You work long hours, try your best to connect with students and they typically reward you by throwing you under the bus whenever possible. A group of male teachers from Zambia have threatened to quit their jobs because local witches were turning invisible and having sex with them at night. […]

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Man Caught With Hooker, Gives Cops The Old Tomato Excuse

December 13, 2018
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When West Midlands Police found 39-year-old Muhammad Ikhlaq withdrawing money from an ATM while a known sex worker sat in his car, they knew there was only one reasonable explanation. She was clearly there to show him where to buy tomatoes. This was Ikhlaq’s story and he stuck with it all the way to court. […]

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Prostitution Prosecutor Arrested In Prostitution Sting

December 12, 2018
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Prostitution laws are complicated in Sweden, and while it’s not illegal to sell sexual services the consequences for buying them are pretty harsh. Stockholm’s chief prosecutor is well known for his tough stance on these people who are caught paying for sex. When a high profile suspect was caught just after paying for a quick […]

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Dick Shooting in the Meat Department

December 9, 2018
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My wife told me not to write this post because it would be controversial. I am obviously not heading her advice…so I will say before I continue on with this post that the opinions contained herein are my own. If you want to duel keyboards with me, feel free to do it on twitter because […]

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“Serial Masturbator” To Represent Himself In Court?

December 7, 2018
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To commit enough crimes to be labeled a serial offender indicates that there is a serious psychological problem in play. However, if you’re recognized by the judicial system as being a serial masturbator, it sounds like your only real problem is that you get caught too much. However you choose to enjoy your own company […]

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Detroit Sex & Stab?

December 5, 2018
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The key aspect of getting away with any crime is successfully planning your get away. You have to know where you’re going, be aware of your surroundings, and always have a backup plan. Stabbing the guy who’s paying you for sex, running away naked, covered in blood, and stealing your own money is a less […]

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Naked Woman Caught Stealing Meat! Wait, What?

December 4, 2018
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An 18-year-old woman from Mosinee, Wisconsin was busted with her butt hanging out after having stolen a number of steaks from a nearby grocery store. Earlier that day Elizabeth A. Hoen entered a grocery store with an unidentified man and lingered around the meat section. The pair were not caught on camera actually stealing anything, […]

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