crime

Busted Cruising In Car Pool Lane With Sex Doll Riding Shotgun

September 30, 2018
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I grew up in Southern California but spent a lot of my childhood visiting family throughout Arizona. Thanks to a couple prestigious universities that also happened to be well-known party schools, the state has experienced very rapid growth over the last few decades. For whatever reason, many of the people who move there to attend […]

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Cop Shoots Amateur Porn With Body Cam

September 24, 2018
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Another cop is getting his dick wet on the job, Peepz. Surprise, surprise Anthony Doran, a police officer in Arizona, was snagged for fucking fucking on the job. He was in his office, wearing his uniform and decided to get it on with a woman. Recording the encounter with his body camera was probably not […]

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Priest Earns $300k Selling Meth, Opens Porn Shop?

September 20, 2018
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A priest was arrested after an investigation that included wiretaps and numerous informants. Don’t worry though! He didn’t hurt anyone; all he did was sell $300,000 worth of meth. The suspended Roman Catholic priest was head of a meth distribution organization and had used his drug money to give back to the community – he […]

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Is A Mysterious Traveler Stealing Penises?

September 16, 2018
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As a skeptical man of science I rarely fear black magic. However with reports of mystical travelers with the power to steal your penis with merely a handshake, I believe it’s time to exercise some caution. It’s bad enough shaking some ass-grabbing hobo’s hand without the risk of him stealing your wiener for whatever nefarious […]

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Woman Busted With Gun In Her Cunt! Her Gunt!

September 12, 2018
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I was brought up to believe vaginas were dangerous and would blow my dick off if I acted a fool in their presence. I would later realize this was a ploy by my parents to make sure I was extra awkward in high school. However, it looks like my mother may have been right. A […]

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Thief Uses Box Of Porn To Lure Victims!

September 11, 2018
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Pop quiz. You’re walking around the park minding your own business when a wild box of porn appears. Not wanting the porn to fall into the hands of unsuspecting children, you take the box and rush it to your car for safe keeping. At this point a man steps up claiming to be an undercover […]

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Man’s Epic $7,500 Porn Collection Was Stolen! Oh The Humanity

September 6, 2018
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You don’t touch another man’s porn stash. It’s one of those unwritten men’s rules like not taking the urinal directly next to someone unless it’s the only one left. A while back, someone broke that rule when they walked away with a Michigan man’s $7,500 porn collection that spanned 40 years of rare and high […]

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Naked Man High On Acid Asks Cops To Cut His Penis Off?

September 1, 2018
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Nineteen year old university student Michael Silecchia decided to experiment with LSD. Don’t do drugs kids!

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Body Cam Films Cop Having Sex On The Job

August 27, 2018
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Having sex at work is one of those fantasies that really resonates with some people. Most never act on their urges and are content with the thrill of having an office crush or work spouse to flirt with. However, there are a few of the brave and the bold who risk everything to carry out […]

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Botched Circumcision In Florida Home Leads To Stabbing?

August 24, 2018
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Circumcision is a very controversial subject for both new parents and people who like to argue about absolutely anything on the internet. Some have the procedure done as infants because of religious or cultural traditions, while others consider the act to be based on outdated health standards and opt not to have it done to […]

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