crime

Russian Couple Caught Having Oral Sex In Court Room

April 9, 2018
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Procedural crime dramas are my favorite tv show genre and watching them makes me feel qualified to give legal advice to strangers on the internet. This fascination with the criminal justice system has and positive experiences with jury duty have instilled a strong respect for the court in me. Apparently the same can’t be said […]

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Man Convinces Woman He’s Poisoned, Needs Life Saving Sex

April 4, 2018
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My best friend is a woman and intergender friendships can result in a unique set of interactions and experiences. In addition to becoming knowledgeable in current nail art techniques and makeup brands, I’ve also had a front row seat to some of best failed pickup lines. Granted I’m pretty bad at picking up women myself […]

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Have a Look Around Before You Fuck Outside

April 2, 2018
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The first rule of outdoor sex is to make sure you don’t get frostbite. The second, and probably the most important rule, is to have a look at your surroundings. I’m all for most situations where public sex is private, but when you start throwing innocent bystanders into the mix, they aren’t consenting to watching, […]

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Man Arrested For Getting Oral Sex From Horny Woman On A Train

March 25, 2018
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One of the biggest criticism of porn is that it perpetuates unrealistic expectations of sex. It is often believed that people who lack a proper sexual education use pornography as a substitute and go on to have negative opinions of women and physical relationships. However, proponents of internet porn typically feel as though this is […]

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Jailed Woman Caught With WHAT In Her Vagina?

March 24, 2018
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As anyone who deals drugs in prison can tell you, the human body is not particularly equipped for hiding things. That super diluted hit of heroin you just paid god knows what for in jail? At some point it spent time in somebody’s ass. The high price for an inferior product comes from the insane risk […]

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Teacher Tries To Blow Her Way Out Of A DUI!

March 22, 2018
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It’s almost impossible to be fired as a teacher. This is hilarious because people who spend ten hours a day around minors, suppressing every urge to smash them in the face with a textbook tend to party pretty hard when school is not in session. They don’t mess around when it comes to enjoying every […]

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Workers Forget To End Video Conference, Have Sex On Camera

March 22, 2018
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Having sex at work is one of those topics that really divides people. To some it’s a grim reality in the workplace. They either know someone who has or have don’t it themselves. Having sex at work is a dangerous but exhilarating way to live, never knowing if or when they will be caught. However, […]

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Chinese Blogger Arrested After Offering Free Sex To Her Followers

March 20, 2018
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The golden age of blogging has already come and gone. At one point in the history of the internet, it was possible for someone to earn a living by having a well-made website where they posted their personal thoughts and opinions. However, since the advent of social media things have changed. The infinite monkey theorem […]

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Cell Phone Porn Thief Gets Sued

March 8, 2018
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I never turn my cell phone blindly over to someone. My wife and I know each others passwords and shit, but that’s legit the only person on this planet that I would be cool with scrolling through my apps, pics and other assorted documents. Yes, I totally have trust issues, but I also don’t think […]

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Thief Uses Giant Dildo To Smash Glass, Steal Gold Vibrator

March 7, 2018
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Sex shop robberies are always a little interesting to me. I know the merchandise can be expensive and that makes them high value targets for theft, but what kind or resale value do ill-gotten sex toys really have. When it comes to dildos you want to know what you’re getting. Objects that come in contact […]

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