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Prom Night Sex

March 31, 2019
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Billboards all over the tri-state area keep reminding me that prom season is coming.  With prom season comes awkwardly terrible stories about prom sex. As a reminder, prom sex is only a movie trope and probably nothing that you will ever remember doing a few months after the fact.   My senior prom was on […]

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Is Electric Slide Really About a Vibrator?

July 8, 2018
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One more thing from my childhood is potentially “ruined” forever and ever, Peepz. I use the words “my” and “ruined” very loosely though…as I could give a shit about this particular song and nothing that has been made perverse is ever truly ruined. That’s the truth in a lot of cases anyway. An Internet rumor […]

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Good God, Ciara’s New Music Video Is Hot As Fuck!

July 24, 2015
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Ciara has been around for a while and although she’s got the bod and the pipes she hasn’t reached Beyonce or Rihanna levels of fame. That doesn’t mean she isn’t a contender, though. One look at Ciara’s new music video “Dance Like We’re Making Love” will leave you wondering why you haven’t made this lady […]

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Kate Upton Mad At Terry Richardson For Releasing Cat Daddy Vid

April 10, 2015
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Here we go for a little bit of clickbait, because this is a blog post that says nothing about nothing and in the end I will contradict the headline I lured you in with in the first place. That’s just the way I roll. The whole thing is just an excuse to post a sexy […]

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Boners And Art

February 16, 2015
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Boners are awesome….and so is art. Sometimes they can happen simultaneously, where the boners actually creates the art. If there’s a bulge in the room, my eyes are more than likely to find it, and I’m usually not really all that sly about checking it out. I definitely undress men with my eyes when I’m […]

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Miley Cyrus Twerking It, Twerking It, & Twerking It Well!

July 17, 2013
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Damn it, I think I’m starting to like Miley Cyrus. Don’t get me wrong, Disney’s Hannah Montana was enough to induce seizures and vomiting in the uninitiated, but this new “bad girl” Miley Cyrus is kind of doing it for me. I just watched her lasted video, We Can’t Stop, (actually it’s the only Miley […]

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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Doggy Style! Yiking!!

May 23, 2013
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We’re going to file this new report under BREAKING as in BREAKING MY VAGINA! The newest dance craze to make your genitals throb since twerking went mainstream is yiking. What’s yiking, you ask? No, it’s not licking yourself, it’s dancing doggy style. From the looks of it, a song called Red Nose by Sage the […]

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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: BUTI Dance, Move That Ass!

February 7, 2013
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BUTI is a high-intensity workout that mixes yoga, plyometrics, conditioning, dance and ASS. Taught by a hot blond named Bizzie Gold, I think all straight men wish this were the only form of aerobic exercise permitted for hot women to perform… in front of them… naked… in the bedroom… or in the streets all day. […]

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Strip Club Argues Their Business Is A Tax Exempt Dance Company

September 6, 2012
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Night Moves is an Albany club where women take off their clothes, writhe on polls, and grind on men’s laps up against their cocks for money, but they are not a strip club. Instead they are a “an upscale non-alcoholic juice bar” hosting a modern dance company of talented women artists…at least that is what they’re […]

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