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Jennifer Lopez Tinder Takeover?!

July 28, 2018
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Dating is always rough. Before the rise of the Internet, there were too few choices and not enough substance. Now, there are so many people on the Internet that sifting through them to find people that you click with is tiring. I think that some of us also get disheartened when we continuously have first […]

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Is Electric Slide Really About a Vibrator?

July 8, 2018
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One more thing from my childhood is potentially “ruined” forever and ever, Peepz. I use the words “my” and “ruined” very loosely though…as I could give a shit about this particular song and nothing that has been made perverse is ever truly ruined. That’s the truth in a lot of cases anyway. An Internet rumor […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: I Just Wanna Dance

January 16, 2016
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Peepz, I’m a closet dancer. I won’t dance at weddings or anything, but when I’m all alone in my house and I’ve got some cleaning to do, I’m all about shaking my hips to the music. It’s one of the secrets that I don’t really share with people, but my porno hunting this week led […]

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“Pretty Things Peep Show” Evacuated Cause Of Fiery Nipples

August 26, 2013
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There’s a headline that’s been going around: “Raunchy dancer sets fire to…. blah, blah, blah.” Raunchy dancer this and raunchy dancer that, everyone’s writing about the raunchy (an adjective I find insulting unless I use it) dancer who evacuated the Dundee Tattoo Convention because of her fiery nipple tassels. Go-Go Amy forgot, let’s go with […]

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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: QT Ellis

January 11, 2012
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I was surfing like a MOFO on YouTube yesterday and I came across some dancing MILF (GILF?) gold in the form of Australian jazz ballet dancer and singer QT Ellis. Just watch. There will be a pop quiz about what you’ve seen once you’re finished.

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