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Jeweler Creates Diamond Encrusted Vibrator Fit For A Queen

April 4, 2019
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While watching the royal wedding last year I was absolutely blown away by the tiara worn by Meghan Markle. Being a piece from the Queen’s jewels, Mary’s Bandeau Tiara is obviously of exquisite quality and historical significance. I was so fascinated with the diamond encrusted crown that I read about some of the other crowned […]

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Self on Strap-On Sex

March 13, 2019
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I’ve recently reconnected with one of my friends from college. He’s a great guy who always turned down my (extremely needy and unwarranted) sexual advances. I’m pretty sure that’s why we stopped talking in the first place. Young Harlot had a hard time understanding why everyone in the world didn’t want to have sex with […]

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Thief Uses Giant Dildo To Smash Glass, Steal Gold Vibrator

February 5, 2019
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Sex shop robberies are always a little interesting to me. I know the merchandise can be expensive and that makes them high value targets for theft, but what kind or resale value do ill-gotten sex toys really have. When it comes to dildos you want to know what you’re getting. Objects that come in contact […]

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Award Winning Sex Toy Gets Prize Pulled

January 17, 2019
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CES is the largest consumer tech show in the world. It happens in Las Vegas, Nevada every single year and it is usually the same weekend as the AVN Awards. There’s this awesomely strange mingling of porn fans and electronics consumers. The end result every year is that the public ends up with a ton […]

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Vibrators and Health

December 25, 2018
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Masturbation is one of my favorite hobbies. Back when I was a single gal and didn’t have my wife’s fist at my disposal, I would make it a point to fuck myself with a different toy every night. My collection was massive and was barely contained in two large suitcases. Doing toy reviews was definitely […]

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Company Introduces Star Wars Themed Sex Toys

November 22, 2018
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Ever since the first Star Wars movie came out in 1977, the franchise has been almost entirely about selling children’s toys to adults. Years later people are still shelling out major cash for Jedis and Stormtroopers that will never see the outside of their packaging. That’s an impressive feat and a testament to the franchise’s […]

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Cops Pull “Pranks” with Big Blue Dildo

October 21, 2018
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When you’re joking around with your work friends, it’s probably not a good idea to break out the dildos and wave them around. I mean, if I did that in any of my offices, I’d be canned in 10 seconds flat. Not everyone in the world can be as sexually open as we are, Peepz…and […]

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Survey Suggests Indian Women Using Older Phones As Dildos

October 14, 2018
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Few things are more terrifying than dropping your cell phone. For those terrifying moments time slows down and you can only watch as your device falls to the ground. After the carnage is over all that’s left to do is pick it up and see how much more debt has been incurred. Things weren’t always […]

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Are Sex Toys Safer Than Regular Toys? Maybe!

October 5, 2018
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I read a tweet one time that said “anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.” I’ve watched enough amateur bate videos on Pornhub to know there are some fearless souls out there, but people should also know their limits. Weird insertions are simultaneously my favorite kind of amateur porn and, when they go awry, […]

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Don’t Drop This Soap

August 23, 2018
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I love surprises. Grab bag type retail situations are my jam. “Oh, I’m going to give you a bit of money and you’re going to throw a whole bunch of shit into a neat care package and ship it off to me? Yes please! I’ll take two!” I get bored of the same type of […]

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