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Ok Fine. I’ll Talk About Stormy Daniels

January 26, 2018
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Peepz…I’m having a fight with myself internally because I really, REALLY don’t want to talk about this, but I feel like I have to. Stormy Daniels is in the headlines (again…I guess) because In Touch Weekly published an interview with the actress from 2011, in which she claims that she can “Describe his (Donald Trump’s) […]

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Pornhub Insights On The Popularity Of Stormy Daniels

January 24, 2018
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Stormy Daniels is a legendary porn star. She’s one of those people everyone has seen before but probably didn’t know by name until earlier this year. While she’s just as beautiful and talented as any other top performer, she ended her career well before social media allowed adult actresses to become internet celebrities. That would […]

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Strip Club Inside Of A Casino? Brilliant!

February 14, 2017
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The only thing that can swindle money from a drunk faster than a casino is a strip club. When a resort developer was trying to figure out which of these cash vacuums to build inside of the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, one particularly brilliant executive asked “why not both?” After they hoisted his […]

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Sex News: Porn-o-nomics, Teacher Exposed, & Donald Trump Fucks Entire Country

February 12, 2017
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The Donald Trump thing is HILARIOUS. But it’s also sad, because it’s true. P.S. We’re all DOOMED. P.P.S. That is all. Porn-o-nomics: Drawing back the curtain on the online porn industry (CBC Radio) In 2015, MSNBC reported that the estimated revenue from the pornography industry in the United States was between $10 billion and $12 billion […]

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Sex News: Donald Trump Golden Shower Edition

January 18, 2017
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I did it again. I masturbated in the hot tub at the gym. I should really stop it… one of these days someone is going to see me on the security feed and I’ll be barred from ever working out again. These Reports Allege Trump Has Deep Ties To Russia (Buzzfeed) The dossier, which is a […]

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Trump Family Searches Skyrocket On Pornhub Since Election

November 18, 2016
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As election day progressed, Trump searches skyrocketed on Pornhub. None of the Trump do porn, but that isn’t stopping people from searching the Pornhub Network far and wide for some porn clips featuring the Big D, wife Melania, and daughters Ivanka and Tiffany. According to the stats, and you know how much we love the […]

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Suppose Machado HAD Done Porn; So What?

October 7, 2016
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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The Presidential Debate: Trump vs Clinton vs Pornhub

October 4, 2016
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The 2016 Presidential election has been especially grueling. Representatives from both the Democrats and Republicans have had an especially strong social media presence, allowing them to reach a wider audience than ever before. Unfortunately this has proven to be widely an audience of assholes. Thanks to a constant supply of political memes, the race to […]

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Pornhub Insights: Presidential Candidates Battle Over Porn

August 16, 2016
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With the presidential election just a few weeks away, American politics are a hot topic for discussion. If you’re like me, however, it’s hard to pretend to be informed when you’ve done absolutely no research beyond looking at political memes on Instagram. Trying to watch the news is an exercise in cynicism. It’s no secret […]

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Donald Trump Is Made Of 500 Dicks!

November 26, 2015
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Donald Trump is a dick. Donald Trump is a bag of dicks. Donald Trump is a photo mosaic made of 500 dicks. I hope Donald Trump dies chocking on a dick. Donald Trump is the worst person in the world with a dick and he’s probably the reincarnation of Hitler. Someone once made a photo […]

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