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Man Gets Penis Stuck While Jumping Over Turnstile

January 7, 2018
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I don’t believe in karma. It seems like the most passive aggressive way of dealing with the fact that horrible people exists. While it’s nice to think those who do bad things face some divine consequence, the truth is ne’er-do-wells usually go unpunished. However, when a London man got his dick stuck in a turnstile […]

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Firefighters Pull Naked Woman Out Of A Well

October 17, 2017
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Unfortunately for a 21-year-old Spanish woman, a quick romp atop a waterwheel in a public park took a turn for the worst when the wooden boards she was sitting on slid out of place. The woman and her lover were abruptly interrupted mid coitis as she plunged nearly 30 feet down a well. Eek! Her […]

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Man Calls Emergency Services After Embarrassing Butt Accident

June 6, 2017
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What people do in the privacy of their own home is between them and whoever visits their Pornhub profile. I often drunkenly ravage my Fleshlight at three in the morning before throwing it on the ground and passing out. When I wake up to this grisly sight, it isn’t something you would see in a […]

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When in Thailand, Watch Your Dick

June 3, 2016
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It’s a long weekend, here in the U.S. of A. That means barbecues, sunshine and a whole lot of bathing suits. I’m obviously OK with all of those things. My girlfriend and I were on our way to a friend’s house on Sunday to eat some grilled meats and veggies (and pasta salad…about a 1/2 […]

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Doctors Remove Large Dildo From Man’s Intestines

October 29, 2012
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EEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkk, it’s Halloween in two whole days. I’m so excited and I just can’t hide it. Although, I gotta say, I hate it when Halloween falls smack-dab in the middle of the week. What’s a person to do? Party the weekend before? Party in the middle of the week? Party the weekend after? Party all […]

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