England

Fap Along With Harlot: Beautiful Brits

September 8, 2018
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Hello Peepz! My twitter DM’s have been fairly active lately and I love it. There are so many of you with completely perverse ideas for Fap Alongs so I’m slowly making my way through them. One of you noticed that I had somehow neglected to put together a list of British babes getting fucked so […]

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British Butcher Debuts Natural Viagra Sausages

August 23, 2018
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I like sausages. I also like penises though primarily my own. Seasoned ground meat with a high fat content and a perfect blend of spices is the culinary world’s gift to humanity, while my penis is like a lifelong best friend that drives many of my life choices. However unlike the dependable presence of tubes […]

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Brewery Creates Beer That May Boost Your Sex Drive

August 22, 2018
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I drink beer for a lot of very specific reasons, the most notable being to signal to other adults that I’m ready to have a good time. My usually preference is Bud Light because it doesn’t taste like anything and opening one immediately makes me feel like I’m in a Toby Keith music video. Beer […]

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Ghost Hunter Stumbles Upon Graveyard Porn Shoot

August 19, 2018
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The only thing more entertaining than true stories about ghosts and spirits are the television shows that pander to the people who believe them- not that I’m claiming to be any better. While I don’t believe in anything supernatural I still refuse to sleep with my feet hanging off the bed because I think monsters […]

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Man Loses Virginity After Doctors Fit Him With Bionic Penis

August 14, 2018
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Sexual health problems in adults are common and often ignored. Traumatic events before or during a person’s sexual development may cause issues later in life that make having a normal sex life difficult or even impossible. Therapy is often used to treat such cases where a sexually capable person is unable to have the relationships […]

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Coast Guard Rescues Sex Doll Found Drifting In Ocean?

August 9, 2018
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Coming from a coastal town, I respect the hard work done by the men and women of Coast Guard programs around the world. The ocean is a treacherous beast and when people fall prey to their own stupidity or bad luck, the Coast Guard is there to save them from it. They’re constantly preparing themselves […]

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Stop Drunkenly Fucking That Bush

August 6, 2018
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No lie? I dig drunk sex. It’s sloppy and my inhibitions (yeah, I have some of those) totally disappear. One of the reasons I stopped drinking completely back a decade ago was because drunken sex was happening entirely too much with strangers. I love a good stranger fuck, but doing that 5 nights a week […]

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Let’s Think Before We Judge Our Kinks

July 23, 2018
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I keep my real life and my life as “Alpha Harlot” seperate for the most part. Over the years, I have collected a few crossover friends but, for the most part, if you’re friends with who I am in real life, you aren’t friends with Harlot. While I understand that not everyone wants to see […]

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Vagina Breaks Up Fight Between Penis & A Dick

July 17, 2018
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A man in a penis costume and a woman dressed as a vagina were prancing around the streets of Glastonbury in Somerset, England to promote two plays being put on by their theater group. Things were going fine until one man took offence to their costumes and started a fight with the penis. What a […]

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Neighbors Liken Woman’s Loud Sex Noises To Donkey

July 10, 2018
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I’m a passionate but soft-spoken man. My general goal whenever I leave the house is to make as little noise as possible and my entire social life is built around carrying conversations in public with nonverbal communication. Unfortunately, when I do get excited I squeal with uncontrollable joy. Depending on who you ask, giggling during […]

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