England

Locals Complain About Loud Sex, Music During EDM Festival

October 24, 2018
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Though music festivals like EDC and Coachella dominate popular culture, there are many multi-day concerts held all over the world. Given that sex is part of the experience and a primary reason some people make the trip, it’s reasonable to deduce that events held outside of the US are probably pretty wild. Between winning both […]

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Powerful Storm Blows Sex Toys Down The Street

October 9, 2018
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Living in Southern California, I’m pretty spoiled with regards to weather. We occasionally have a storm, and our insane overreaction to even just an inch of rain is worthy of national ridicule. It’s easier for us to just live vicariously through following the news coverage of every other major weather event that happens around the […]

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Couple Gets Caught Having Sex At Domino’s!

October 7, 2018
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A very wise post from my aunt on Instagram once said “comparison is the thief of joy.” While this quote probably has more noble origins than a 40-year-old woman who likes to edit inspirational quotes over blurry pictures of Minions, it still rings true. Comparing your boring life to that of some high-powered sexual deviants […]

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Man Born Without Penis Gets Giant Bionic Dick, Loses Virginity

October 2, 2018
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I was once in a sociology class where the professor told us that long after humanity has gone extinct, an alien vessel will come to the earth. While rummaging through our ruins to determine what we were about, they will be able to look at almost any period in history and conclude that we were […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Beautiful Brits

September 8, 2018
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Hello Peepz! My twitter DM’s have been fairly active lately and I love it. There are so many of you with completely perverse ideas for Fap Alongs so I’m slowly making my way through them. One of you noticed that I had somehow neglected to put together a list of British babes getting fucked so […]

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British Butcher Debuts Natural Viagra Sausages

August 23, 2018
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I like sausages. I also like penises though primarily my own. Seasoned ground meat with a high fat content and a perfect blend of spices is the culinary world’s gift to humanity, while my penis is like a lifelong best friend that drives many of my life choices. However unlike the dependable presence of tubes […]

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Brewery Creates Beer That May Boost Your Sex Drive

August 22, 2018
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I drink beer for a lot of very specific reasons, the most notable being to signal to other adults that I’m ready to have a good time. My usually preference is Bud Light because it doesn’t taste like anything and opening one immediately makes me feel like I’m in a Toby Keith music video. Beer […]

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Ghost Hunter Stumbles Upon Graveyard Porn Shoot

August 19, 2018
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The only thing more entertaining than true stories about ghosts and spirits are the television shows that pander to the people who believe them- not that I’m claiming to be any better. While I don’t believe in anything supernatural I still refuse to sleep with my feet hanging off the bed because I think monsters […]

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Man Loses Virginity After Doctors Fit Him With Bionic Penis

August 14, 2018
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Sexual health problems in adults are common and often ignored. Traumatic events before or during a person’s sexual development may cause issues later in life that make having a normal sex life difficult or even impossible. Therapy is often used to treat such cases where a sexually capable person is unable to have the relationships […]

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Coast Guard Rescues Sex Doll Found Drifting In Ocean?

August 9, 2018
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Coming from a coastal town, I respect the hard work done by the men and women of Coast Guard programs around the world. The ocean is a treacherous beast and when people fall prey to their own stupidity or bad luck, the Coast Guard is there to save them from it. They’re constantly preparing themselves […]

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