England

Neighbors Liken Woman’s Loud Sex Noises To Donkey

July 10, 2018
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I’m a passionate but soft-spoken man. My general goal whenever I leave the house is to make as little noise as possible and my entire social life is built around carrying conversations in public with nonverbal communication. Unfortunately, when I do get excited I squeal with uncontrollable joy. Depending on who you ask, giggling during […]

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Swinger Club Wins Right To Open Every Night

June 24, 2018
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Being a swinger doesn’t sound like the easiest lifestyle. At first glance it seems pretty straight forward, all you have to do is find another couple in an open relationship that you and your partner are both attracted to and proposition them to see if the feeling is mutual. However, like most things in life […]

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iPhone User Sends Woman Unsolicited Dick Pick Using AirDrop

May 17, 2018
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With every advancement in mobile technology comes a new way for dudes to show people their dicks. Unsolicited sexual messages have long plagued mobile users of social networking websites in an act that many people have described as “cyber flashing.” For the most part, people can protect themselves from nefarious pictures of genitals by restricting […]

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Vaseline Injections Leave Man With Tragic Penis Disaster

May 1, 2018
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Some people are never content with what they have. There’s nothing wrong with wanting a little bit more out of life, and the drive to keep moving forward is one of the fundamental requirements for success. Unfortunately, constantly making unfair comparisons to others can make nothing you have seem good enough. There’s always going to […]

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Porn Filmed In Historic Fort Pisses Off Heritage Society

March 11, 2018
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When filmmakers set out to find a filming location for Tight Rider, a spoof of the classic 80’s TV series Knight Rider, they chose the only place that made sense – Fort Amherst, a historic military fort used in the Napoleonic wars. The production company responsible paid approximately $1,600 to use the venue in Medway, […]

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Retirement Home Hires Pole Dancers To Entertain Your Grandpa

March 11, 2018
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Thanks to advancements in medical science humans are living longer than ever, and as a result we are now also facing a surplus of old people. While most of these seniors are fully capable of living on their own there comes a time for some when that isn’t an option. Taking care of elderly family […]

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Professional Sex Toy Tester Has 15 Orgasms A Week

February 10, 2018
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The important thing to remember when looking for a career is to do what you love, and love what you do. You’re going to spend a large part of your adult life at your job and if it isn’t something you enjoy doing then the stress of it all will slowly erode you physically and […]

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Man Destroys His Own Guys With 30-Inch Sex Toy

December 28, 2017
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For all the sex related news stories we read on this website, some of my favorites are the unfortunate butt stories. Though laughing at the misfortune of others is wrong, I feel like learning from their mistakes is just being a good adult. This week’s tale from the dark side comes from England where a […]

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University Survey Says Philosophy Students Have Most Sex

December 15, 2017
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College is an important time in a young person’s life. It’s when they get to leave home and experience adulthood in a controlled environment while acquiring the skills they will need to be unemployed for the rest of their 20s. By nature of being surrounded by thousands of other people their age who are drunk […]

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Ghost Sex? How Does That Work?

December 13, 2017
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I try my best to be open about people’s life experiences. Sex is a topic that everyone has an opinion on, even if that opinion is that they refuse to talk about it. Some people make shit up about what they do in the bedroom…and some people make every single one of their fantasies come […]

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