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Man Destroys His Own Guys With 30-Inch Sex Toy

January 4, 2019
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For all the sex related news stories we read on this website, some of my favorites are the unfortunate butt stories. Though laughing at the misfortune of others is wrong, I feel like learning from their mistakes is just being a good adult. This week’s tale from the dark side comes from England where a […]

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City Council Sends Out Porn Disguised As Voter Registration?

January 1, 2019
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Growing up American in the 1980s gave me a unique world view. Throughout all of elementary school we were taught that George Washington invented democracy while downplaying the economic consequences of the ongoing Cold War. The idea of other nations participating in an election seemed as ridiculous as non-Americans eating McDonalds or wearing Levis. It […]

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Man Caught With Hooker, Gives Cops The Old Tomato Excuse

December 13, 2018
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When West Midlands Police found 39-year-old Muhammad Ikhlaq withdrawing money from an ATM while a known sex worker sat in his car, they knew there was only one reasonable explanation. She was clearly there to show him where to buy tomatoes. This was Ikhlaq’s story and he stuck with it all the way to court. […]

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Penis-Less Man Fucks 100 Chicks (& Now He’s Getting A Dick)

December 1, 2018
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Whenever I get brutally smashed by someone with a considerably greater amount of athleticism than myself, my boxing coach will squirt water in the general direction of my face slap me on the top of the head and say “hard work is the great equalizer.” What he means is that people born with a gift […]

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The Human Side Of Sex Robots

November 21, 2018
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Growing up in an scientifically friendly house exposed me to a unique kind of science fiction. While the American sci fi movie has always been big budget epics with tons of explosions, the British prefer a more human approach. Their science fiction is more about social commentary set in a distant but familiar future. The […]

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Prostitute Skirts Law With Pop Up Brothel

November 20, 2018
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The first pop up businesses I was aware of were stands setup under freeway overpasses to sell flowers and candy during the days before Valentines and Mother’s Day. Years later I saw temporary Halloween stores emerge that sold over priced costumes and decorations during October. While these businesses were noble in purpose and excellent examples […]

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Locals Complain About Loud Sex, Music During EDM Festival

October 24, 2018
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Though music festivals like EDC and Coachella dominate popular culture, there are many multi-day concerts held all over the world. Given that sex is part of the experience and a primary reason some people make the trip, it’s reasonable to deduce that events held outside of the US are probably pretty wild. Between winning both […]

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Powerful Storm Blows Sex Toys Down The Street

October 9, 2018
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Living in Southern California, I’m pretty spoiled with regards to weather. We occasionally have a storm, and our insane overreaction to even just an inch of rain is worthy of national ridicule. It’s easier for us to just live vicariously through following the news coverage of every other major weather event that happens around the […]

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Couple Gets Caught Having Sex At Domino’s!

October 7, 2018
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A very wise post from my aunt on Instagram once said “comparison is the thief of joy.” While this quote probably has more noble origins than a 40-year-old woman who likes to edit inspirational quotes over blurry pictures of Minions, it still rings true. Comparing your boring life to that of some high-powered sexual deviants […]

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Man Born Without Penis Gets Giant Bionic Dick, Loses Virginity

October 2, 2018
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I was once in a sociology class where the professor told us that long after humanity has gone extinct, an alien vessel will come to the earth. While rummaging through our ruins to determine what we were about, they will be able to look at almost any period in history and conclude that we were […]

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