Fap Along With Harlot

Fap Along With Harlot: Spring Break Sexiness

March 23, 2019
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Right now, my full time job is in a library on a college campus. It’s a fun job, but college students can be a bit…annoying…sometimes. I know it’s not their fault. Their parents are paying a buttload of money to send them to school and all they’re looking for in return is all the answers. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Lick Bang

March 9, 2019
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I’ve been daydreaming about eating pussy a lot lately. It’s not that I don’t get enough time in between my wife’s legs, it’s just that I’ve got this intense orgy fantasy about having a dozen women splayed out in front of me so that I can satisfy them orally. Instead of prowling around on the […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Lana Rhoades

March 2, 2019
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I had a conversation with my brother-in-law about porno over the weekend. He was asking about the hottest pornstars of the moment over a game of Exploding Kittens. Instead of speculating about who was actually on top, I went straight to the source and opened up the PornHub app on my phone. At the moment […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Sunshine and Pussy

February 23, 2019
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I get fixated on themes, Peepz. That’s probably why writing these Fap Alongs is my favorite thing to do all week. My brain has been looking for the unique things that make clips hot to me. Lots of performers wear black, red and purple lingerie, but not many wear the colors of sunshine. This week […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Bluebird Films

February 16, 2019
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Hello Peepz! How has your week been? Winter has been hit or miss this year in the Dirty Jerz, but I basically spent last week hiding out inside because of the below freezing temperatures. I’m thankful I had PornHub to keep me warm. This week’s Fap Along is going to include five clips from the […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Jerk It

February 2, 2019
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How often do you lube your dick up and stroke? I was having a conversation with one of my friends this week and he mentioned that he goes at it with himself at least twice a day, sometimes three or four. He mentioned that when he was in his early twenties, he was cumming five […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: PAWG Life

January 19, 2019
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My siblings and I had an awkward conversation with my mother over the holidays. We were all hanging out in my mom’s living room and my step dad started commenting on on the butt of a woman on television. The lady was wearing a bathing suit her rump was super impressive. My brother jokingly said […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Best Faps of 2018

January 12, 2019
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Peepz!! We have made it through 2018 and have come out the other side completely covered in sweat, tears and cum. I’ve been going through last year’s Fap Alongs and pulling out some of my favorite clips to share with you all over again, because sometimes porno is worth re-watching. Are you ready to slowly […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: They Had Me At the Thumbnail

December 29, 2018
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You know when you’re surfing around on PornHub and you see a clip pop up that isn’t really your cup of tea, but you HAVE to click anyway because the thumbnail is so hot/interesting? That’s a phenomenon that has happened to me several times the past few weeks. I’ve been half hoarding the clips until […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: How Does That Dick Fit?

December 15, 2018
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Peepz! It’s that time again where we all strip down and make each other feel good. I’ve been fantasizing about monster cocks splitting my pussy wide open this week, so I headed to PornHub to sift through all the goodies. I’m already exhausted from all the masturbation that I’ve endured today, and I know I’m […]

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