Fap Along With Harlot

Fap Along With Harlot: Steamy Steampunk and Cosplay

July 14, 2018
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This Fap Along is going to be slightly all over the place. My original idea was to pull PornHub clips that were 100% steampunk. I wanted clocks, gears, corsets and cocks. What I ended up with was the realization that not enough good steampunk porn yet exists. GET ON THAT SHIT ADULT ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY!! So […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Blue Eyes, Spread Thighs

June 30, 2018
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Wearing glasses has been part of my whole identity since I was a kid. I got myself a pair of contacts before we went on vacation because I wanted to be able to go scuba diving. That all worked out, but now I’ve got a pair of contacts and I feel like I should break […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Green Queens of Porno

June 16, 2018
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I’m in love with my balcony garden this year. For the next few months, it’s going to be my favorite spot in our home. When I get home from work, I change into my bathing suit and hang out in our private space with my vibrator and my tomato plants. All the green is turning […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Pierced Boobs

May 26, 2018
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I’ve been spending a bit of time with my piercer lately. Yes, I still have a piercer even though I’m not heavily pierced anymore. She’s an awesome chick with a forked tongue who owns a piercing shop a few towns over. My wife and I have both gotten work done by her and her all […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Brazzers Style

May 12, 2018
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I get on these kicks where I end up down a porno rabbit hole clicking through a porno production company’s page on PornHub. Did you ever do that? I find that if I like the style of a particular production company, there is less of a chance that I’m not going to enjoy their content. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Vacation Vibes

May 5, 2018
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By the time that you Peepz read this, I will have officially been married to my wife for a year. We decided to celebrate our anniversary (and possibly all anniversaries thereafter) with a vacation…because who doesn’t love vacations. We’re heading back down to Orlando, Florida to swim with dolphins and hang out with other sea […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Jenny, Jenny Who Can I Turn To

April 28, 2018
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I have had that 867-5309 song by Tommy Tutone stuck in my head for a few days now. I’m sharing the earworm with you Peepz hoping that it’ll go back into the recesses of my brain. Consider it a present from me to you. I figured I’d search around on PornHub for the hottest pornstars […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Sharing Cock

April 14, 2018
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I enjoy group sex with an even number of people in the room. I spent a whole year of my life hooking up with couples because I wanted to learn how to do threesomes…and I realized that they’re not my favorite. Bring on the orgies, or even just my wife and I alone in a […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Taylor Sands Gets Laid

April 7, 2018
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I go on these pornstar kicks where I feel the need to consume as much video footage of the person having sex as possible. This week, my obsession involved Taylor Sands. I wanted to let you Peepz in on he goods because the dirty things she does need to be seen. I’m currently sitting on […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Stroking with Stormy

March 24, 2018
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Stormy Daniels is unavoidable in American headlines lately. Is it like that in other countries? I’m curious, Peepz, let me know. Whether or not she had sexual intercourse is something that remains to be seen, but people are super interested in her porno all over again. She’s going through a career renaissance now that her […]

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