Fap Along With Harlot

Fap Along With Harlot: Nikki Benz

August 18, 2019
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Toronto native Nikki Benz is going to be hosting the AVN Awards this January. As soon as the announcement was made, I knew I had to scour Pornhub to share some of the down and dirty goods with my favorite Peepz. She’s a star for real and her legendary titties are pretty amazing in every […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Pretty in Purple

August 11, 2019
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Hello my Peepz! I’m moving presently. My wife and I just bought a house and that means that I get to go through all of my clothes so that I can donate what I don’t want/no longer wear. All the way in the back of my lingerie drawer was a beautifully soft nightgown that one […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Shake the Snake

July 27, 2019
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It’s my favorite time of the week, Peepz. I pick the porno, you get to cum along with me. It’s like mutual masturbation, only I’m at home in Jersey and you’re…well…where ever it is you are. This week, I’m going to pull a couple clips from the Pornhub stacks of Shake the Snake.  The girls […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Heidi Van Horny

July 20, 2019
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It’s my favorite time of the week, Peepz. I honestly look forward to hunting down the hottest porno on Pornhub for us to get off to together. This time around, while I was perusing the Pornstar section of the site, I happened upon the smoking hot Quebecoi, Heidi Van Horny. Heidi is an extremely sexy […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Dad Crush

June 30, 2019
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Hello, my Peepz! I’ve been hella productive today. This morning, I headed to my dad’s place down the shore so that I could help him with his gardening a bit. He’s got a crazy tropical backyard with 10 foot tall banana trees and shit. It’s not something that you usually find when you’re hanging out […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Let’s Dance

June 22, 2019
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I’ve been in such a good mood lately. Everything’s coming up Harlot and nothing is going to stop me from reaching my goals. Today was such an amazing day that all I want to do is turn on some fun music and dance naked around my condo. Before I can physically do that though, I’ve […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Summer Fun

June 15, 2019
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Pool sex will forever be my favorite way to fuck. I love the way that water feels on my skin and feeling completely weightless. Water makes you slow sex down. You can’t just power thrust your way to an orgasm if you’re weightless. I got to take my first dip of the summer last weekend […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Blondes Banging

June 9, 2019
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Whenever the sun starts shining, my hair responds by getting lighter. In my 20s, I would spray that Sun-In and lemon juice all over my head crossing my fingers that it would turn blonde. Spoiler alert, it never did. I don’t know if I’d look good as a blonde anyway. I had a dream last […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: That Looks Like Fun

June 1, 2019
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My birthday weekend was pretty amazing. I spent a ton of time outside hanging in the sunshine with my friends doing exactly what I wanted to do at whatever moment it happened to be. When it came time to sit down and write my Fap Along, I figured that I would continue the trend. I […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Anal Adventures

May 25, 2019
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My wife is going to be heading to a convention at the end of May. It’s a big deal, she’s doing a huge presentation and I’m super proud of her. The one thing that I’m upset about is…because I got a new day job, I’m not going to be able to go with her. Hella […]

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