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Fap Along With Harlot: Fun Hair, Don’t Care

January 20, 2018
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Saturday morning I finally got my haircut. I honestly hate going to the salon because I feel like it’s such a waste of my time. Making polite conversation about the weather and what’s going on in my life has never been my bag. The one time that I mentioned to my stylist that I had […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Mirror Tricks

January 13, 2018
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I’m currently obsessed with the show Black Mirror. It’s like The Twilight Zone only every episode has to do with creepy technology type scenarios. We blew through the first three seasons of it over winter break and now we’re making our way through the fourth and newest season. I can’t help but research shows that […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Exploding into 2018

January 6, 2018
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There’s a bit of a timewarp between when I write my posts and when they actually go live…but right now it is New Year’s Day in Jersey. Last night, my wife and I caught up on the episodes of Black Mirror that we had missed so that we could start watching the new season today. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Hot Hookups

January 1, 2018
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Back in the day, I was Queen of Internet hookups. I spent most of my time looking around for different people to fuck on the weekends rather than actually having a social life. It was fun and I sure as hell learned a lot about sex…but at the same point, I’m kind of glad that […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Happy Little Trees

December 23, 2017
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This was the first year that I cut down our Christmas tree from the forest. I chopped it with an axe, Peepz! It was amazing and exhilarating and after it hit the ground, I wished that I could chop down another one. Before anyone attacks me for deforestation stuff…we went to a sustainable farm and […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Gotta Gag

December 16, 2017
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I miss giving

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Fap Along With Harlot: Cheaters Gotta Cheat

December 9, 2017
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Jay-Z admitted that he was unfaithful to Beyonce in a New York Times article that was released on November 29th. Everyone kind of knew it was coming, the music he and Bey have been creating the past few years said as much. Reading the words still made my jaw drop. A celebrity an infallible human […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Beautiful Butts in Denim Shorts

December 2, 2017
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I love a good butt. What makes butts even better? Bootie shorts…bootie shorts make everything better. Denim shorts give me a lady boner like nobody’s business. It’s that, “Girl Next Door,” mystique mixed with, “Dirty Country Girl,” type of a vibe. I put together a list of PornHub clips involving jean shorts for us to […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Table Top Titties

November 25, 2017
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We’re gearing up for that special time of year where we’re forced to hang out with people we wouldn’t normally hang out with to share food. I always have these fucked up fantasies about swiping the dishes off the table, hopping on top of it and masturbating. In my fantasy, there’s no one else in […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Knees to Your Shoulders, Please

November 18, 2017
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You know when you’ve got a girl on her back, with her knees up in the air? I love that position. I love being able to spread a pussy wide open and explore every inch of it. I know it’s kind of missionary, but I feel like once the knees pass the shoulders, it’s magical. […]

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