food porn

Fap Along With Harlot: Pizza Time!

April 6, 2019
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Peepz, I haven’t eaten pizza in like a month and I’m craving it like crazy. I’ve got spinach, mushroom, sausage on the brain but I’m waiting till next Friday to indulge. Instead of giving in to my crazy carbohydrate desires right this very moment, I decided to head over to PornHub and see if I […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Dinner’s On The Table

November 28, 2015
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What’s my favorite thing to eat? Pussy. Where’s my favorite place to eat it? At the dining room table. Well, I mean, not really…but sex in places where you’re not “supposed” to have sex is pretty fucking hot. Since we’re celebrating Thanksgiving this week, I figured I’d compile a list of some of the hottest […]

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The Priest Who Likes Eating His Cake Too

October 5, 2015
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As a general rule, I stay far away from writing about any type of sex scandal that involves any type of religion. If you poke a bear with a stick, you’re going to get bitten, or at the very least chased a very long distance. I’m not a fan of running, or religion…but this story […]

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Dudes Fucking Food

March 3, 2014
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Food porn isn’t just for elegantly plated meals, it’s a real fetish involving real genitals and really tasty snacks. One of the things I get requested most on Xtube is penetrating myself with something that I’ve bought at the grocery store. I’ve indulged my viewers on a few occasions, but then I completely ruined Kielbasa […]

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Sexy YouTube Spotlight: Jell-O Bum, IttyBittyTittyPizza

September 27, 2013
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While most of us don’t like it when food tastes like ass, eating food that looks like booty or peen can be more fun than a boatload of groping monkeys: Sit back, relax and witness the making of the sexiest Japanese Jell-O you’ve ever seen in your life:

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Food Porn! Real Food Porn!!

July 31, 2013
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Face it. Guys like food. Guys like hot women. Wouldn’t it be great to have both at the same time? No, I mean literally at the same time.  Some people #hashtag their food porn, some people LIVE IT. Come on, admit it, you have wondered what a hot chick would look like dressed as your […]

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Food, Sex, & Chocolate Dick

February 19, 2013
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I’ve never been so into mixing food and sex. Food is sticky and people are tasty enough to begin with. It always seemed like a myth, the idea of someone who longed to lick whipped cream off a pair of tits. But now I’ve met one of these people. He seemed like a sweet guy […]

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LA’s Favorite Foodtruck Stars In New Porn

January 6, 2011
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Food trucks have been around forever, and while some of the best street food I’ve ever eaten has come from them, they use to be looked down upon. Presently, there is a foodtruck craze throughout every big city, where instead of the usual icecream and hotdogs, you can find food trucks selling all sorts of […]

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Food Porn: What Is It, And How Do I Get It?

December 3, 2010
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Tuesday night, New York Times restaurant critic Frank Bruni held a panel discussion about food porn. Their mission: discover what it is, and whether it’s “good”. I think we can all agree that most anything involving porn is good, except for crushing which can die a slow, painful death along with anyone who practices it. So that […]

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