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Fap Along With Harlot: Pizza Time!

April 6, 2019
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Peepz, I haven’t eaten pizza in like a month and I’m craving it like crazy. I’ve got spinach, mushroom, sausage on the brain but I’m waiting till next Friday to indulge. Instead of giving in to my crazy carbohydrate desires right this very moment, I decided to head over to PornHub and see if I […]

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Please Don’t Fuck The Pizza?

January 11, 2019
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One of my favorite things about reading so many erotic news stories is discovering a new fetish that I didn’t know existed. Just when I thought I’ve seen it all I’ll stumble across a way of having sex that I couldn’t even have imagined before. Today it’s Sitophilia, a fetish wherein participants are aroused by […]

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Naked Woman Caught Stealing Meat! Wait, What?

December 4, 2018
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An 18-year-old woman from Mosinee, Wisconsin was busted with her butt hanging out after having stolen a number of steaks from a nearby grocery store. Earlier that day Elizabeth A. Hoen entered a grocery store with an unidentified man and lingered around the meat section. The pair were not caught on camera actually stealing anything, […]

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Malaysian Company Debuts Gourmet Condoms

November 3, 2018
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The history of condoms is actually pretty interesting. Though the modern rubber is a fairly recent invention, people have been putting something between their genitals before having sex for hundreds of years. Condoms have been around since as early as the 1500s and were typically made out of animal skins or intestines. These tended to […]

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Strawberry Cream Filled Pussy Cakes?

September 15, 2018
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A little sexual suggestion can go a long way in advertising, and a lot of it can make your snake cake look like a bunch vaginas stuck together. This is the over-the-top mentality used by Japan’s biggest convenience store chain, Family Mart. To help celebrate the blooming of the cherry blossoms, the store collaborated with […]

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Furries Seek Dick Pics From Cartoon Cereal Mascot?

August 3, 2018
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Breakfast is the most important meal of the day and if a lifetime spent watching cartoons has taught me anything, it’s that a well-balanced one is built around a cold bowl of cereal. They try to trick you in the commercials by placing a couple bran muffins and half a grapefruit around the bowl, but […]

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Health Inspector Finds Strip Club Cleaner Than Local Church!

July 20, 2018
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If something can be done in a strip club, then a strip club is the ideal place to do it. Aside from the occasionally nude women being paid to be nice to you, strip clubs are like little ecosystems. They’re really dark, isolated, and while you’re in there you have no idea what’s going on […]

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Study Claims Pesticides Decrease Male Sex Drive

July 12, 2018
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Earlier this year we found out vegetarians have more fulfilling sex lives and are also more difficult to share a pizza with. Seriously, if you don’t shut up about your half being cooked next to all the meat on my half, I’m going to eat twice as many animals than normal just to cancel out […]

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Study Suggests Males Ignore Hunger When Looking For Sex

April 6, 2018
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Mother Teresa once said “the hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunter for bread.” While she was speaking of the poor and neglected people of the world, I’ve always felt this quote applies to my life in a different way. Earlier this year I had spent the day with someone […]

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A Combination Restaurant And Sex Shop? Cool!

February 21, 2018
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Have you ever walked around a sex shop and thought to yourself, “Man, I wish this place sold hamburgers?” Well Denmark has you covered. Hot Buns is a burger joint in Copenhagen that claims to be the country’s first restaurant that doubles as a sex shop. The waitresses will be wearing low cut tank tops […]

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