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Tumblr Bans Porn, The Internet Rages

December 16, 2018
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When tumblr was bought by Yahoo back in 2013 the Yahoo execs swore that they wouldn’t fuck up the micro blogging platform. Fast forward to 2018 and they’ve continuously done exactly that. The appearance of more frequent ads and the changes in a handful of features had people upset, but they weren’t up in arms. […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: How Does That Dick Fit?

December 15, 2018
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Peepz! It’s that time again where we all strip down and make each other feel good. I’ve been fantasizing about monster cocks splitting my pussy wide open this week, so I headed to PornHub to sift through all the goodies. I’m already exhausted from all the masturbation that I’ve endured today, and I know I’m […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Team Skeet

December 8, 2018
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Hello Peepz! It’s my favorite time of the week again, where we all get to strip down and have some fun with ourselves watching some porno. I was stumbling around PornHub trying to figure out what to use as a theme when I saw the banner on Team Skeet’s page proclaiming that they had won […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Jessa Rhodes Gets Down

December 1, 2018
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An Internet friend slid into my DMs last week and asked me what I thought of Jessa Rhodes. She’s a pornstar originally from Portland, Oregon who has this look in her eye that just melts cocks down to the ground. I think that my favorite thing about her is the snear she gets when she […]

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Want a Boob Printed Holiday Card? Get in Touch!

November 26, 2018
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Our condo currently looks like the holiday season has barfed all over it. The menorahs are hanging out on the coffee table, waiting for their candles to be lit. Our Christmas tree has been decked and halled complete with an angel being eaten by Cthulhu. We have found ourselves standing in lines that are just […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: So That Was…Unique?

November 17, 2018
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Sometimes while I’m surfing around on PornHub I’ll come across videos that are uniquely original. At times, the title is totally click bait and when you watch the scene you discover that things aren’t exactly as they are “supposed” to be. That’s the case with the five clips that I’ve uncovered for your Peepz today. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Take it to the Bank

November 3, 2018
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Hello Peepz! It’s time for another exciting masturbatory adventure! This week, I uncovered five ladies with the last name of Banks. None of them are actually related, and I’m fairly certain that Banks is not their actual government name. It doesn’t matter though. The sex is money and you’re going to want to empty your […]

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I Love You by Brooke Candy

October 10, 2018
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When a video on PornHub starts out with a shot of a glittery liquid CGI’d so that it’s flowing out of Asia Akira’s even more sparkly butthole, it’s basically my idea of a good time. The next video in the Visionaries Director’s Club series of original content made for PornHub, Brooke Candy makes her debut. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Red and Ready

September 22, 2018
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The FBI in the United States just uncovered a pair of original ruby red slippers from the Wizard of Oz. They were stolen from a museum in Minnesota in 2005 and it’s obviously taken forever for them to find the shoes. It’s one of those feel good stories released into the media to make the […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Dentist Turned Doctor

September 1, 2018
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I had my teeth cleaned the other day. The dental hygienist that cleans out my filthy whore mouth is smoking hot. Her tits are perfect…she has beautiful green eyes and long blond hair that tickles my neck when she leans over me. Flirting with her makes me incredibly happy because she’s so receptive and also […]

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