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Fap Along With Harlot: Shake the Snake

July 27, 2019
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It’s my favorite time of the week, Peepz. I pick the porno, you get to cum along with me. It’s like mutual masturbation, only I’m at home in Jersey and you’re…well…where ever it is you are. This week, I’m going to pull a couple clips from the Pornhub stacks of Shake the Snake.  The girls […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Heidi Van Horny

July 20, 2019
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It’s my favorite time of the week, Peepz. I honestly look forward to hunting down the hottest porno on Pornhub for us to get off to together. This time around, while I was perusing the Pornstar section of the site, I happened upon the smoking hot Quebecoi, Heidi Van Horny. Heidi is an extremely sexy […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Dad Crush

June 30, 2019
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Hello, my Peepz! I’ve been hella productive today. This morning, I headed to my dad’s place down the shore so that I could help him with his gardening a bit. He’s got a crazy tropical backyard with 10 foot tall banana trees and shit. It’s not something that you usually find when you’re hanging out […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: That Looks Like Fun

June 1, 2019
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My birthday weekend was pretty amazing. I spent a ton of time outside hanging in the sunshine with my friends doing exactly what I wanted to do at whatever moment it happened to be. When it came time to sit down and write my Fap Along, I figured that I would continue the trend. I […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Anal Adventures

May 25, 2019
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My wife is going to be heading to a convention at the end of May. It’s a big deal, she’s doing a huge presentation and I’m super proud of her. The one thing that I’m upset about is…because I got a new day job, I’m not going to be able to go with her. Hella […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Riley Nixon

May 19, 2019
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My BFF is obsessed with women that have the balls to shave their heads. He loves the way super short stubble feels on his hands when he’s pushing their face down lower and lower onto his cock. When I had my side shaved, he would randomly just touch the buzzed area while we were having […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Property Sex

May 12, 2019
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I don’t really fully hate a lot of things in this world. Moving is definitely one of the things that I despise. Going through all of my belongings, putting them in boxes to move them a few miles away is the worst. Unboxing can be fun because you have a whole new space to work […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Karlee Grey

May 4, 2019
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Hello Peepz! It’s that time of the week again, where we all get comfy and cozy with each other and masturbate. Part of me wishes I could watch you, part of me wishes you could watch me, but for now at least we’re here on the internet. This time around, I’ve pulled five videos from […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Brown Bunnies

April 27, 2019
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Bang Bros has a niche line of videos called Brown Bunnies that I’ve been obsessed with this week. In the clips I’ve pulled for you today, beautiful melanin goddesses get their thighs spread so that they can take on whatever monster cocks are laid out for them. It’s a super sexy series and I wanted […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Blowjob Bonanza

March 16, 2019
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The security guards on campus were all huddled up in the middle of the hallway yesterday. One of the guys tilted up his chin to say hello to me so I walked over with my coffee to say good morning. That was apparently the wrong move because I walked into a conversation about the one […]

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