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Fap Along With Harlot: The Art of Seduction

February 17, 2018
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It’s fun when you end up being seduced into having sex in an unusual place. Being in public and being turned on can be super hot, but what happens when you find yourself totally surprised by sex with a stranger? A whole lot of fucking happens, that’s what. It this Fap Along list, I’ve compiled […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Sex That’s Sensual

February 10, 2018
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Porno is magic to me. Fantasies come true in realistic and unrealistic scenarios and we’re left with swollen naughty bits that are aching to be satisfied. If there is passion behind the moves, it makes it seem so much more believable. Scenes can either be strictly point or shoot fucking or they can be at […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Cum on Eileen

January 27, 2018
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My twitter friend HennyBottle sent out a tweet the other night that got me thinking. He said: Note to self: save this "has there been a porno named Cum on Eileen yet?" tweet for a later date. — bottle o henny!! (@hennybottle) January 21, 2018 And I was like…that’s a really good fucking point! Something […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Exploding into 2018

January 6, 2018
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There’s a bit of a timewarp between when I write my posts and when they actually go live…but right now it is New Year’s Day in Jersey. Last night, my wife and I caught up on the episodes of Black Mirror that we had missed so that we could start watching the new season today. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Hot Hookups

January 1, 2018
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Back in the day, I was Queen of Internet hookups. I spent most of my time looking around for different people to fuck on the weekends rather than actually having a social life. It was fun and I sure as hell learned a lot about sex…but at the same point, I’m kind of glad that […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Happy Little Trees

December 23, 2017
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This was the first year that I cut down our Christmas tree from the forest. I chopped it with an axe, Peepz! It was amazing and exhilarating and after it hit the ground, I wished that I could chop down another one. Before anyone attacks me for deforestation stuff…we went to a sustainable farm and […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Gotta Gag

December 16, 2017
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I miss giving

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Fap Along with Harlot: Beautiful Butts in Denim Shorts

December 2, 2017
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I love a good butt. What makes butts even better? Bootie shorts…bootie shorts make everything better. Denim shorts give me a lady boner like nobody’s business. It’s that, “Girl Next Door,” mystique mixed with, “Dirty Country Girl,” type of a vibe. I put together a list of PornHub clips involving jean shorts for us to […]

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Pornhub Popup Shop in NYC

November 28, 2017
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Pornhub is making holiday shopping easy as cream pie for New Yorkers this year. They’ve set up a pop up shop in SoHo at 70 Wooster Street that opened up on black Friday and will remain in it’s location until December 20th. You’ve got to be 18 to get in the door and peruse the […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Table Top Titties

November 25, 2017
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We’re gearing up for that special time of year where we’re forced to hang out with people we wouldn’t normally hang out with to share food. I always have these fucked up fantasies about swiping the dishes off the table, hopping on top of it and masturbating. In my fantasy, there’s no one else in […]

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