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Fap Along With Harlot: Exploding into 2018

January 6, 2018
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There’s a bit of a timewarp between when I write my posts and when they actually go live…but right now it is New Year’s Day in Jersey. Last night, my wife and I caught up on the episodes of Black Mirror that we had missed so that we could start watching the new season today. […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Gotta Gag

December 16, 2017
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I miss giving

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Fap Along With Harlot: Table Top Titties

November 25, 2017
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We’re gearing up for that special time of year where we’re forced to hang out with people we wouldn’t normally hang out with to share food. I always have these fucked up fantasies about swiping the dishes off the table, hopping on top of it and masturbating. In my fantasy, there’s no one else in […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Pay Attention to the Balls

September 23, 2017
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Hellooooo Peepz! This weekend I was supposed to meet up with a fellow that my wife is friends with. He’s a nice guy and we’ve spoken a few times, the thing I can’t get over is how much he reminds me of my Bad Ex From Texas. It’s in his mannerisms and the way he […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: All Alone and Feeling Good

September 16, 2017
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There’s a very large possibility that I may start dipping my toes back into the world of visual stimulation again. I’ve taken about 3 years off from shooting porno and I think it may be time for me to start getting back into the swing of things again. I’m feeling creative, inspired and ready to […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Mean Girls Get Freaky

August 19, 2017
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Why are mean girls so sexy? I love a confident bitch who won’t take bullshit from anyone. When I get all riled up and start talking nasty, I always end up getting soaked. It’s the adrenaline pumping through my system and the anger and frustration building up…as soon as I start acting like a cunt, […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: How Does Your Garden Grow?

August 12, 2017
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My kitchen is currently overflowing with zucchini. It happens to be my favorite vegetable to eat, but depending on the size of the baseball bats my friends, family and neighbors donate to me, I’ll also fuck them. There’s no shame in fucking veggies. I’d stay away from bananas because they squish, but that’s just a […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Tatas and Tan Lines

July 30, 2017
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Sometimes I feel like I talk too much about the fact that it’s summertime in Jersey. Today, the sun was shining and it was entirely too hot, so my wife and I decided to head over to the pool. There was an older MILF laying out with skin so bronze she must have been tanning […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Maid in the Shade

July 22, 2017
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I’m lucky enough to live in a condo with little supervision from our landlord. He’s a nice guy and everything, but I’ve had enough experience with nosey people trying to be all up in my business just because they own the building I sleep in. Our landlord lives on the opposite side of the United […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: An Ass To Die For

July 15, 2017
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Butts are nice. I’ve been trolling around on PornHub looking for some new ass to oogle at and I figured I’ll pull a few clips for you Peepz, but also ask for your help. Who has the best ass in porn? I’m asking for a friend….and for science! Check out these clips while you’re pondering […]

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