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Fucking With AirPods In?

June 20, 2019
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Distraction during sex can be hot sometimes. I’ve definitely attempted to act normal while I was on the phone and simultaneously gotten dicked down from behind. It can be a thrill to bang like that, but I’m afraid that people may have taken it a step too far this time. Actually, that’s totally just me […]

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Sex Ed Failed Us

May 1, 2019
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Before I started actually having sex, I knew most of what I knew from looking at dirty magazines. The Internet was around but wasn’t really present in my life until I was like 18 or 19. By that point, I was fucking and trying my best to make the sexy pictures that were embedded in […]

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Don’t Forget the Orgasms!

April 25, 2019
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Nothing makes me more disappointed in humans than hearing that women are orgasming less. When I was sleeping around with multiple partners, I struggled with allowing partners to take the time to bring me to climax. What I wanted from them was the in/out, in/out of sex…I could make myself orgasm if I wanted to. […]

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Is Your Sex Long Enough?

April 16, 2019
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For most of my life, forty-five seconds is about all it took for me to orgasm when I focused.  Obviously I know exactly how I like to be touched and what I like to be touched with, but even when I’m with a lover, it took much less time for me to climax than the […]

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More or Less Sex

April 8, 2019
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I had a dream last night that I was hanging out with my coworkers from my last job.  They all liked to party a lot, so we were at a bar dancing and making a nuisance of ourselves.  One of the guys ended up making out with this random girl and left with her. The […]

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Let’s Talk About Sex on the First Date

April 4, 2019

The only person I ended up in a long term relationship that I didn’t bang on the first date was my wife.  Sometimes people read into that and think that the reason we were able to form a longstanding bond is because we didn’t finger bang each other within 5 hours of meeting, but I […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Quintessential Summer Porno

July 21, 2018
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The New Jersey summer is hot this year. I’m admittedly more of a fall/spring type of gal. I’d rather wear hoodies and skull caps than short shorts and tube tops. My memory is pretty much shit, but I don’t really think it was as hot as it is now last year. I needed a little […]

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Will Smith Has Had Enough Sex, I Haven’t

July 15, 2018
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I can’t seem to get enough of the Smith family lately. A few weeks ago, I wrote about Jada Pinkett Smith and her refreshingly open dialogue regarding sex. Now Will Smith is talking about how he’s had all the sex he ever wanted. I don’t think that’s even possible. He’s got a new song called […]

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GQ Says It’s Cool to Fuck on Your Couch

April 24, 2018
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I used to have a sex couch. It was repulsively disgusting and covered in the fluids of so many lovers that sometimes, when my apartment heated up, it smelled like funk. I was gross in my early 20s. Nasty, filthy and gross. That’s why I got laid all the time…and why I ended up sharing […]

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The Daily Sex Challenge

April 17, 2018
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My wife and I will have been married for one full 365 day year the first week of May. Time has totally snuck up on us and so have the winter blues. We work on slightly different schedules (I’m up and at the gym at 4am, having to be in the office before 7. She […]

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