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Here’s A Calendar Of Naked Women Posing With Carp

January 12, 2017
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There’s a calendar of naked-ish women posing with carp, because why not. Yes, carp. As in, the fish. Yup, that’s right. The fish. I’m not a stranger to carp. In university I knew a guy studying to be an engineer whose nickname was Carp. Don’t ask me why that was his nickname, I never asked. […]

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Vaginas Are How You Do A Proper Thanksgiving Feast

November 27, 2016
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In preparation for the Holidays, I’ve been googling how to cook a turkey. I can never remember how long your supposed to roast it per pound of delicious turkey meat. I have a meat thermometer, but it’s hard to hit that middle point where the damn bird is still juicy, but, you know… won’t kill […]

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Sex News: Dominatix’s Reviews Chatbots, Rocco Siffredi Wanted To Be A Priest, & Sexiest Female Moments In Classic Films

October 2, 2016
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A Dominatrix’s Review of Chatbots (Chabots Magazine) Pros: honest about what it can do, helpful keyword combos even within complex sentences, polite, positive, deferential tone. Me likey. Cons: not much of a conversationalist, isn’t in to feet. Rating: 3/5 ballgags The most surprising thing about this article: There’s a magazine about chatbots?! Rocco Siffredi Couldn’t Be […]

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Sex News: This Is 7, 3D Model Of A Clit, & Robots Write Erotica

September 20, 2016
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My mom has been staying at my place lately, because she’s having some health issues and this morning when she came into my room she asked me “what’s that between the wall and your mattress?” so I rolled over and saw that my vibrator was resting on the edge of my bed frame between the […]

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This Music Video About The Clitoris Gives Me Faith In Humanity

August 2, 2016
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There’s a teenager inside of me from the ’90s that’s very happy about everything in this video. The silver lipstick speaks to me more than you can know. Too bad all this info would have been way over my head at the time. It’s only in recent years, that people are starting to have a […]

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If Porn Comments Were Legos Is The Best Thing You’ll See Today

January 25, 2016
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Some dude (I’m assuming it’s a dude, because I’m sexist like that) combined my two favorite loves – porn and Legos – to create the best thing to happen on the Internet today. Comment sections are strange and mysterious places and depending on the websites you frequent they can be filled with some of the […]

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Sex News: The APAC, Doorknob Licking Fetish, & Penis Painting

December 17, 2015
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Porn’s Norma Rae Moment (The Daily Beast) When porn stars toil for the good of their industry, some might question their motives. After all, it’s an industry that thrives on stiff competition, not altruistic behavior. Nonetheless, some adult performers have banded together to create the first coalition of adult entertainers, now known as the Adult […]

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There’s A Replica Of The GOT Iron Throne Made Out Of Dildos

June 21, 2015
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Some dude in the U.K. won a replica of the Iron Throne – you know, the famous throne from the HBO hit Game of Thrones – made out of dildos on Twitter.  He was quite happy to receive his Dildo Throne and he had every intention of displaying it in his home or in his office […]

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