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My Pussy Was “Accidentally” Waxed

December 3, 2018
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Body hair maintenance is one of those topics that is slightly taboo unless you’re straight up talking about genitals. I get my upper lip waxed every three weeks and have for years. I’m Italian and human…so the fact that hair grows on my face shouldn’t be all that shocking. The woman who has regularly waxed […]

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Want a Boob Printed Holiday Card? Get in Touch!

November 26, 2018
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Our condo currently looks like the holiday season has barfed all over it. The menorahs are hanging out on the coffee table, waiting for their candles to be lit. Our Christmas tree has been decked and halled complete with an angel being eaten by Cthulhu. We have found ourselves standing in lines that are just […]

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Apple Picking Pussy

October 16, 2018
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Autumn activities are my favorite type. I make plans in July to go pumpkin picking and apple picking before my calendar fills up. Last year, a family trip to the pumpkin patch resulted in me getting fingered in a corn field. This year? We waited until we were indoors to participate in our annual tradition. […]

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Position is Everything in Bed

September 26, 2018
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I’ve honestly become a bit lazy when it comes to sex positions. Back in the day, I was adventurous and I wanted to try them all. I definitely didn’t, but it was a goal. Unattainable goals are fun to strive after sometimes. The closer to Cougar I get, the less likely I am to flip […]

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Vintage Harlot: A Romp in the Park

August 15, 2018
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I go for walks all the time now that I work in suburban academia. The campus is huge and filled with Pokemon Go stops (hit me up on twitter if you want my trainer code) so i can meander around and get lost on my lunch breaks. The other day I found a park that’s […]

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Getting Back into the Swing

August 2, 2018
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When it comes to my personal relationship with BDSM, there is a long sordid history. Part of me thinks that I got in way too deep when I was much too young but I’m also very thankful to have been given the knowledge that I have. My wife is extremely into BDSM at this point […]

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Masturbating in Silence

July 29, 2018
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I always arrive at work much earlier than the rest of the staff. It’s nice to work for an hour or so in the supreme quiet of the library. It’s the type of silence where you can hear every single noise if it happens, because nothing is supposed to be there at all. Last Tuesday, […]

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MORE Sex Positive Pop-Up Shops? Yes Please

April 13, 2018
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You know Peepz, sometimes I feel like I wasted my twenties struggling to make people understand that being sex-positive wasn’t a bad thing. I’m edging up towards forty now (which is apparently cougar territory, according to my fans) and everywhere I look there’s a new pop-up shop trying to jump on the sex bandwagon. As […]

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Vintage Harlot: Backroom Drug Store Bang

April 8, 2018
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I worked for a drug store back in my early 20s. I was just starting to get the hang of hookups and experimenting with basically anyone who would have me. I hadn’t discovered the power of the Internet yet, so the one place I was able to find friendly people who wanted to bang me […]

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Grandpa Likes Massage Porn & Other Things I Want to Un-Know

February 7, 2018
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Slightly embarrassing story time, Peepz…because I don’t really know who else I can tell this story to right now. I hang out with my grandparents on Fridays. My grandma is sick and my grandpa deserves a break every now and then so I drive up, cook some food and hang out. It’s fun, honestly, I […]

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