Harlot

Vintage Harlot: A Romp in the Park

August 15, 2018
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I go for walks all the time now that I work in suburban academia. The campus is huge and filled with Pokemon Go stops (hit me up on twitter if you want my trainer code) so i can meander around and get lost on my lunch breaks. The other day I found a park that’s […]

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Getting Back into the Swing

August 2, 2018
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When it comes to my personal relationship with BDSM, there is a long sordid history. Part of me thinks that I got in way too deep when I was much too young but I’m also very thankful to have been given the knowledge that I have. My wife is extremely into BDSM at this point […]

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Masturbating in Silence

July 29, 2018
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I always arrive at work much earlier than the rest of the staff. It’s nice to work for an hour or so in the supreme quiet of the library. It’s the type of silence where you can hear every single noise if it happens, because nothing is supposed to be there at all. Last Tuesday, […]

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MORE Sex Positive Pop-Up Shops? Yes Please

April 13, 2018
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You know Peepz, sometimes I feel like I wasted my twenties struggling to make people understand that being sex-positive wasn’t a bad thing. I’m edging up towards forty now (which is apparently cougar territory, according to my fans) and everywhere I look there’s a new pop-up shop trying to jump on the sex bandwagon. As […]

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Vintage Harlot: Backroom Drug Store Bang

April 8, 2018
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I worked for a drug store back in my early 20s. I was just starting to get the hang of hookups and experimenting with basically anyone who would have me. I hadn’t discovered the power of the Internet yet, so the one place I was able to find friendly people who wanted to bang me […]

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Grandpa Likes Massage Porn & Other Things I Want to Un-Know

February 7, 2018
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Slightly embarrassing story time, Peepz…because I don’t really know who else I can tell this story to right now. I hang out with my grandparents on Fridays. My grandma is sick and my grandpa deserves a break every now and then so I drive up, cook some food and hang out. It’s fun, honestly, I […]

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Late Night Nurse Play

January 30, 2018
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My wife has been watching reruns of ER for the past week. It must have gotten into her head because last night she wanted to try out some doctor/nurse role playing. While it’s not something that we generally do all the time, adding some spice every now and then never hurt anyone. I don’t mind […]

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Geek Kink Fest: Public Out Door Strap-On Fuck

December 26, 2017
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It’s all been leading up to this, Peepz. I’ve been writing posts about my experience at Geek Kink for the past month or so, and I’ve been saving the best for last. A few of you have written to me saying, “We get that your wife had a great time, but what about you? What […]

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Madonna is Always Relevant and IDGAF

November 15, 2017
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Madonna was the first woman who made me realize that I like ladies. I’ve always loved her music because it makes my body move. I’ve always loved videos because they made my parents uncomfortable. The second article I ever wrote for Peeperz back in 2011 was about Madonna. I love her so fucking much and […]

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A Public Porno Convo at the Gym

October 30, 2017
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My favorite part of the day includes orgasming. My least favorite part of the day involves going to the gym to work out. I know it’s good for me, which is why I even participate…but part of me hates feeling like a hamster on a wheel whenever I step onto a treadmill. I had to […]

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