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Study Finds Parkinson’s Medicine Making Patients Sex Crazed?

July 5, 2018
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I have a family history of Parkinson’s and have seen people struggle with it firsthand. The disease effects the central nervous system and most commonly causes uncontrollable shaking. The symptoms can range in type and severity and often treated with drugs that effect the brain’s chemistry. According to scientists some of these drugs may even […]

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The Key To Better Sleep? Sex!

June 18, 2018
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If you’re like me, you often miss a lot of sleep due to a combination of an incessant stream of consciousness and crippling depression. I don’t mean the sad kind of hopeless depression, but the chemical kind that causes intense bursts of creativity followed by the overeating of chicken nuggets. According to a sleep study, […]

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Survey Says: Millennials Masturbate More Than Everyone Else

May 27, 2018
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Reading surveys about masturbation is always an enlightening experience for me. Finding out the average person doesn’t masturbate daily is like spending the night at someone else’s house for the first time and discovering that they don’t use flushable adult wipes in the bathroom. It’s an equal mix between shame and just feeling bad for […]

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Woman Walks Into Clinic With A Dinosaur In Her Vagina?

May 18, 2018
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It’s never nice to laugh at the misfortune of others but it’s still pretty fun to do anyway. Our favorite instances of schadenfreude occur when someone has a horrific sexual encounter and is forced to call emergency services. Whether it is firemen having to use the Jaws of Life to remove a toaster from someone’s […]

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Woman Removes Her Own Breast Implants With DIY Surgery

May 16, 2018
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My sister is a wonderful human being and a bit of an amateur dermatologist. Her desire to rid the world of tiny blemishes was extended to me when she used her various tools, like an electric burning device, to remove a small skintag from my face. She isn’t squeamish at all. The smell of my […]

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Want More Orgasms? Blow Your Nose!

May 15, 2018
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Though I often pretend to be a woman in online video games to gain a strategic advantage or special treatment from sexist MMORPG guild leaders, it is my understanding that there are aspects to femininity I’ll never understand. Specifically, with regards to sex and/or being able to wear my underwear for two days in a […]

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Masturbation Life Hacks For Better Sex?

May 11, 2018
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Everybody loves life hacks. The internet is full of informative images that teach people how to make their lives more efficient with simple, intuitive tricks. Unfortunately these hacks rarely work as well as we would hope and often leave us washing dishes in the shower like complete jagoffs. Then again, most of these potentially life-changing […]

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Chinese Hospital Adds Kinky Sex Ward To Treat Infertility!

March 20, 2018
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One of the often ignored functions of sex around here is its use in the baby making process. This is one of nature’s most beautiful yet horrifying processes and while some people do whatever is necessary to prevent it from happening, there are those who actively try but are unable to conceive a child. Dealing […]

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Smokers Prefer Cigarettes Over Sex?

March 18, 2018
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The only times I ever smoke a cigarette are when I’m really drunk, or only kind of drunk but I’m trying to impress a girl that does. In either case I spend the following three days coughing and cursing the bastard that offered me that vile tube of flammable poison. Never once have I felt […]

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Is Viagra Making People Blind?

February 23, 2018
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It’s a bit of an urban legend that excessive masturbation causes blindness. Obviously this isn’t true because if masturbation affected one’s ability to see in the slightest, I would have been rendered completely blind by now. However trying to find a link between eyesight and penises has been the Holy Grail for no-fun prudes and […]

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