health

Have Sex, Acquire Currency?

December 22, 2018
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When they aren’t discovering ways to make technology better or unlocking the secrets of the human brain, you can usually find scientists using research and statistics to state the obvious. This time they’ve found some data that shows people who earn more money have more sex. Shocking! Researchers from the University of Bonn came to […]

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Penis-Less Man Fucks 100 Chicks (& Now He’s Getting A Dick)

December 1, 2018
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Whenever I get brutally smashed by someone with a considerably greater amount of athleticism than myself, my boxing coach will squirt water in the general direction of my face slap me on the top of the head and say “hard work is the great equalizer.” What he means is that people born with a gift […]

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Study Discovers Sex Not So Bad For Heart Patients Afterall

November 15, 2018
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Pharmaceutical companies weren’t always as glamourous as they are now. Before erectile dysfunction pills were invented they only focused on boring projects like irradiating life threatening diseases. However, since the monetizing of old men having sex without the need for college students wearing school girl outfits, things have been quite different. Erectile dysfunction pills are […]

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Survey Says: Watching Porn Could Give You Penis Envy

November 12, 2018
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A common criticism of porn is that it perpetuates unrealistic depictions of sex among men who may otherwise lack formal sexual education. People who expect real world intercourse to be like what they see on the internet may develop unhealthy expectations and negative attitudes towards women. While many producers are trying to rectify this, there […]

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Is Your Bromance Ruining Your Love Life?

November 6, 2018
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Bromance films have been popular for the last decade. Stories about unlikely friends being thrown into outrageous situations only to come out as inseparable buddies are seemingly wholesome entertainment. Thanks to movies like Pineapple Express and The Hangover, men have been desperately seeking their platonic male companions to share their lives with. For the most […]

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Survey Says: People Who Use Marijuana Daily Have More Sex

November 4, 2018
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As the year comes to an end I find myself thinking about the resolutions I made and the goals I set for myself back in January. This was going to be the year I got serious about my health. I bought a Fitbit, heeded its warnings and humored its requests to exercise more. While I […]

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Woman Born Without Vagina Seeks Surgery, Sex With Boyfriend

October 23, 2018
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Every once in a while I learn something new while writing for this website. The resulting onslaught of Wikipedia articles and scholarly journals I’m required to read in order to talk about it makes me feel better about myself and gives me something to bring up at my next dinner party. This time, during a […]

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Man Born Without Penis Gets Giant Bionic Dick, Loses Virginity

October 2, 2018
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I was once in a sociology class where the professor told us that long after humanity has gone extinct, an alien vessel will come to the earth. While rummaging through our ruins to determine what we were about, they will be able to look at almost any period in history and conclude that we were […]

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Man’s Thumb Becomes Surrogate Penis?

September 24, 2018
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When Rafe Biggs became paralyzed from the chest down after falling off a roof nine years ago, he worried he would never have another orgasm. However, the human brain is a complicated machine and few things are more motivating than sexual desires. Through a phenomemon known as “transfer orgasm,” Biggs began to feel sexual pleasure […]

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World’s Strongest Vagina Leads To Web’s Weirdest Boner

September 19, 2018
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Russian gymnasts are terrifying. They are small, stoic, and they can maintain an eerie practiced smile even while shattered bones are sticking out of their flesh. They’re also pound for pound, some of the strongest athletes on the planet. Gymnasts use pretty much every muscle on their body to do all of that crazy flippy […]

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