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Man Born Without Penis Gets Giant Bionic Dick, Loses Virginity

October 2, 2018
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I was once in a sociology class where the professor told us that long after humanity has gone extinct, an alien vessel will come to the earth. While rummaging through our ruins to determine what we were about, they will be able to look at almost any period in history and conclude that we were […]

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Man’s Thumb Becomes Surrogate Penis?

September 24, 2018
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When Rafe Biggs became paralyzed from the chest down after falling off a roof nine years ago, he worried he would never have another orgasm. However, the human brain is a complicated machine and few things are more motivating than sexual desires. Through a phenomemon known as “transfer orgasm,” Biggs began to feel sexual pleasure […]

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World’s Strongest Vagina Leads To Web’s Weirdest Boner

September 19, 2018
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Russian gymnasts are terrifying. They are small, stoic, and they can maintain an eerie practiced smile even while shattered bones are sticking out of their flesh. They’re also pound for pound, some of the strongest athletes on the planet. Gymnasts use pretty much every muscle on their body to do all of that crazy flippy […]

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Which Surgery Is Found To Improve Old People’s Sex Life?

September 17, 2018
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Older people have sex; I’ve seen it on that weird part of Pornhub that you can only find when you’re really bored after 1am. Due to hormonal changes and other natural consequences of the aging process, one’s sex drive may slow down but it never really stops. There are a wide range of products to […]

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Active Duty Military Women At High Risk For…

September 13, 2018
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Somewhere out there, the brave men and women of various nations’ armed forces are fighting to protect our freedom to play video games in our underwear and talk shit about celebrities on the internet. When they aren’t securing freedom abroad, they like to cut loose and have fun like the rest of us. This usually […]

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Regular Sex Linked To Reduced Risk Of Heart Disease?

September 7, 2018
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As somebody with a serious bacon habit, I’m always looking for things I can do to reduce the chance of heart disease. This isn’t to say I’m trying to prevent it from ever happening, just to delay it long enough to enjoy a few of my golden years. I avoid escalators, drink moderately and I […]

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Viagra Linked To Weight Loss – Science!

September 5, 2018
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Viagra has come to be synonymous with boners and sex between older couples. However, according to research done by scientists at Germany’s University of Bonn, the little blue erection inducer could also be used to fight obesity. Raging erections and slimmer midsections? I fucking love science. Apparently, whatever magic the pills do that forces blood […]

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Bad Allergies? Beat Off Twice & Call Me In The Morning

September 4, 2018
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As somebody who regularly succumbs to his allergies, I really enjoy the winter. The frozen wasteland of New Jersey prevents any death harbingering flowers from blossoming. However, by the time May rolls around I’ll be a red nosed, puffy eyed mess of a man who is slowly being poisoned by nature. Allergies are horrible and relief […]

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Botched Circumcision In Florida Home Leads To Stabbing?

August 24, 2018
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Circumcision is a very controversial subject for both new parents and people who like to argue about absolutely anything on the internet. Some have the procedure done as infants because of religious or cultural traditions, while others consider the act to be based on outdated health standards and opt not to have it done to […]

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British Butcher Debuts Natural Viagra Sausages

August 23, 2018
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I like sausages. I also like penises though primarily my own. Seasoned ground meat with a high fat content and a perfect blend of spices is the culinary world’s gift to humanity, while my penis is like a lifelong best friend that drives many of my life choices. However unlike the dependable presence of tubes […]

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