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One Flight Stand Ends In FBI Investigation

November 9, 2017
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Have you ever boned on a plane? I’ve given hand jobs and masturbated under the blankets while no one was looking, or at least I thought that no one was looking. When I was with my bad ex from Texas, we used to make it a point to fuck in the car after we picked […]

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The Cure For A Broken Heart? Casual Sex

September 24, 2017
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For divorced women struggling to mend the pieces of their broken hearts, casual sex might just be the answer. Though certainly not always the case, women tend to take these things the hardest while men try to dress and act like they’re 10 years younger to amusing consequences. According to love guru Janis Spindel of […]

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Woman Sues Internet Dating Partner Over STD, Wins $900k

September 16, 2017
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What was at first an invention so shut in nerds could meet up without having to comb Sweet Tart dust out of their neck beards, online dating has grown into one of the premiere ways for like-minded people to find one another. When I say like-minded people, I mean horny people of the same income […]

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Man Calls Police After Lover Demands Endless Sex

September 3, 2017
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As a man I know a one night stand is going to end in a finish, but as a gentleman I try to make sure it’s a mutual experience. I’m a fairly young, athletic man and while cuddly I have ample cardiovascular fitness. When push comes to shove, I’m willing to power through as long […]

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Survey Says: Your Coworkers Are Probably Hooking Up!

February 23, 2017
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Working in an office is weird. You’re cooped up with a bunch of people for 8 hours a day and everything that happens is entirely irrelevant to people on the outside. All the best things you have to talk about revolve around your coworkers and you would rather talk to them than your friends, family […]

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Women Of The (Near) Future Will Be More Interested In Casual Sex

December 10, 2016
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An author by the name of Liza Mundy is predicting a sexual revolution in her book The Richer Sex. According to Mundy, the woman of the not so distant future will be more interested in casual sex and less interested in committed relationships. These predictions are based on social trends which are analyzed in depth. I won’t pretend […]

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Women Taking Control Leads To Better, Safer, Sex – Science!

July 13, 2016
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I lack the misogyny and predatory instincts that define conventional male gender roles in sexual encounters. Thankfully, the idea of gender roles in this day and age is on the way out and I don’t have to coat myself in pungent body sprays to pretend to be someone I’m not. According to a bunch of feminist brain trusts, this […]

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Survey Says: One Quarter Of Adults Have Had Sex At The Gym

January 17, 2016
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A lot of people are resolved to get back into the gym this year, and if you’re like me you’ve already thought of some pretty good excuses why starting New Year’s resolutions in February is a better idea. Most gyms see huge spikes in membership during January of each year, which can make things a […]

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What It’s Really Like When You Pickup After The Bar

November 7, 2015
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Lets put out this simple fact: Life is awkward. Not just the hard shit, but all the daily stuff from riding public transit while that dude coughs on you to interacting with that hot co-worker you want to bang to picking up that call from your parents just as you got your pants off to […]

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After The One Night Stand…

November 1, 2015
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Hook up culture and one night stands are pretty standard nowadays. More than any other time in history (not counting 1960’s Hippie free love orgies and 1970’s Swinger’s key parties, those are totally different than hook up culture) if you go home with a stranger from the bar, a party, the bus, or Craigslist, it […]

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