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Yet Another Sex Toy Lost To The Void Requires Hospital Visit

May 13, 2019
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Cautionary tales are the cornerstone of modern civilization. Learning from the mistakes of our forefathers is an important part of being a responsible member of the human race. As such I think it vital to our advancement as a species to make fun of people who get sex toys stuck in their rectum. This isn’t […]

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Malaysian Threesome Gone Wrong

April 7, 2019
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Yikes, Peepz.  Sometimes having group sex seems like it is an awesome idea, but then it turns out to completely wreck your life.  I’ve been on the opposing end of a frying pan wielded by an angry jealous wife before, and I’m lucky that it’s never gotten any worse than that.   My way of […]

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Chinese Hospital Adds Kinky Sex Ward To Treat Infertility!

March 20, 2019
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One of the often ignored functions of sex around here is its use in the baby making process. This is one of nature’s most beautiful yet horrifying processes and while some people do whatever is necessary to prevent it from happening, there are those who actively try but are unable to conceive a child. Dealing […]

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Man Destroys His Own Guys With 30-Inch Sex Toy

January 4, 2019
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For all the sex related news stories we read on this website, some of my favorites are the unfortunate butt stories. Though laughing at the misfortune of others is wrong, I feel like learning from their mistakes is just being a good adult. This week’s tale from the dark side comes from England where a […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Doctor’s Orders

August 18, 2018
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I spent my last day off shuffling my grandfather around from doctor’s office to doctor’s office. While I don’t mind helping out, I realized how much time is spent waiting and how little time is spent actually being productive. It’s fucking annoying that if you’re sick you have to sit around and wait for someone […]

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Man Hospitalized With 5 Day Erection After Taking 35 Viagra

May 22, 2018
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Not that I’m trying to brag, but I don’t have much experience with erectile dysfunction. I’ve only ever taken Viagra once and it was sort of just to see what all the fuss was about. I was expecting to get an immediate erection with the approximate hardness of diamonds, but I didn’t really notice any […]

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Woman Hospitalized To Remove Deer Tongue From Her Vagina

April 9, 2018
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If you take anything away from reading this blog, it should be to exercise extreme caution while stuffing objects inside of your body for sexual gratification. Being able to learn from example is one of the defining characteristics of humanity, and realizing you shouldn’t stick a remote control up your asshole by reading about someone […]

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Another Man Bit On The Penis By Snake Hiding In Toilet!

June 10, 2017
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When 34-year-old Kwabena Nkrumah sat down on a public toilet in Ghana, he was expecting a quiet moment to gather his thoughts and enjoy a little privacy. Instead he was bit on the tip of his dick when a massive black snake struck from inside of the toilet. Ouch! The man started screaming “snake, snake, […]

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Do Employers Discriminate Against Pornstars?

April 17, 2017
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Gauge was a successful pornstar in the early 2000s who, at 4-foot-11, was typically cast as a fresh-faced college student eager to fuck whoever was in front of her. She was good at her job, and made a lot of money. When she decided to retire in 2005 because of a contract dispute, she left […]

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Your Dick Is Not This Big

February 23, 2015
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If I had a dollar for every time a man asked me what I think about the size of his penis I’d be rich. Not just, “I’ve got some money so I can just live comfortably and not stress about bills,” rich but, “I’m going to retire to Turks and Caicos with a harem of […]

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