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Last Years Official “Typo of the Year”

April 5, 2019
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Oh Great – Now I Have a Parody of a Berlin Song Stuck in My Head

January 25, 2019
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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I’ll Pencil You In, Right Between Spinning Class And Netflix Binging

August 3, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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A Break-In Story Which is Truly Gr-r-reat!

July 27, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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A Single Headline Which Demonstrates How OLD I Have Become

May 25, 2018
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Santa Is A Perv; The Proof Is In The Lyrics

December 22, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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This “5 Minute Porn Addiction Test” Makes No Sense

March 17, 2017
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Calico Rudasil is a feature columnist for Sssh.com, the award-winning porn site for women & couples. With over 18 years’ experience under her belt, writing about and for the adult entertainment industry, Calico qualifies as something of a Web Porn Dinosaur; similar to a tyrannosaurus, only with far more attractive arms and a less pronounced […]

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Lock ‘Em Up! Dildos And Guns

July 8, 2014
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As much as I am VERY glad that I decided a long time ago to never have any kids, some of the stories that people tell me make me wish (for just a few seconds at a time) that there was some way that I could just have a kid to do cute things, and […]

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Hustler In Trouble For Putting Fake Dick In S.E. Cupp’s Mouth

May 31, 2012
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What would S.E. Cupp look like with a dick in her mouth? Hustler answered that very question with a little help from our satirical friend Photoshop, which obviously got them in trouble with left and right-wing feminists across the board. All of whom are accusing the publication and Larry Flynt of sexism. Now, I’m a […]

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