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Lindsey Pelas is Hot

February 13, 2019
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I have a few different Instagram accounts. I try and keep at least one of them completely safe for work so that when I’m in public scrolling, I don’t offend anyone. I fucked up the other day and opened the wrong profile while I was on line at the grocery store. I stumbled on a […]

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Five Sexy Insta Accounts I Wasn’t Following (but am now)

January 8, 2019
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At the end of the year, every Internet publication (including this one) seems to be obsessed over year end wrap up posts. While most of the posts are just fluff to rehash things that have already happened, sometimes you can find gems that you’ve missed. I like reading through them for that exact reason. This […]

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Welcome to My Sexy Nightmare

November 8, 2018
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Peepz, I’m partially sorry for the content of this post, but I’ve got a problem with oversharing things that I know that I can’t unsee. I watch crazy gross youtube videos all the time with like ingrown toenail removal and shit and try to show my wife and she thinks it’s totally disturbing that I […]

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Kim Kardashian on the Cover of Richardson A9

November 1, 2018
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It’s been a minute since I’ve had to type the name Terry Richardson. The notorious photographer is known for his gritty, filthy style of capturing celebrities with his camera and has been doing so for years. Sex scandals seem to creep on on him and well, the guy is probably a creep IRL, but that […]

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Azelia Beefs Over Cupcakkes Titties

May 7, 2018
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You know who should get breast implants? Anyone who wants them. Azealia Banks wanted them, so she got them in as soon as she got some money to do so. No shame in that at all. You know who should get breast implants? Anyone who doesn’t want them. People like Cupcakke. I wrote about the […]

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Cardi B Didn’t Leak a Sex Tape

December 31, 2017
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Cardi B had a hell of a year. Her music hit the streets and blew the fuck up, she got engaged to her boyfriend Offset (that diamond? Jeez!), and she decided to pop off on her Instagram story with a joke that some people took a little too seriously. People are lame, dry humping is […]

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Last Week On Insta: Dani Daniels, Meli Kai, & More +++

September 10, 2017
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Are squats the only way to get dat porn ass? There’s gotta be another way because I don’t know how many times a day I can get down low to feel the burn. Who am I kidding? I have that ass and it’s all due to pizza and Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars. No squats were needed. […]

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Instagram Model Brissa Dominguez Beat Up A Cop While Nude

July 26, 2017
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Doesn’t Brissa kind of look like Amy Winehouse in that header pic? When police officers were called to Edge Hotel in Clearwater, Florida, they found Instagram famous model Brissa Dominguez in the buff, which is exactly how God created her, but apparently, that ish doesn’t go down well with cops. Idk what their problem is. Some douche cop […]

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Amber Rose’s Bush Is Quite Nice, Don’t You Agree?!

June 14, 2017
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Amber Rose isn’t so much bringing back the bush as joining a movement that’s been going on for a few years now where we’ve seen women show off more and more body hair, from their underarms to their pussies. As you all know, I’m all for the liberation of women and banning body shame to […]

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Sex News: Real “Sex” Dolls, Pornhub Unbanned, & Insta Puppets

May 11, 2017
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Welcome to my disembodied nightmare! RealDoll’s first sex robot took me to the uncanny valley: Harmony’s eyes are a window to an uncertain future(EndGadget) During my four-hour visit to the birthplace of the RealDoll, the frighteningly life-like full-body sex toy, I’ve seen mounds of silicone vaginas, sheets of detached nipples, headless women hanging from meat […]

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