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Man Arrested After Dropping Sex Toy In View Of Cop!

October 3, 2018
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The couple of times I’ve been on a jury all played out the same way: someone was caught more or less red handed but managed to wiggle into a defense based on technicalities. Essentially, we were told a story and then instructed to ignore parts of it because the arresting officer made a procedural mistake. […]

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Another Jailed Woman Caught With A Gun In Her Vagina

August 4, 2018
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We’ve all done things we’re not proud of. For example, I accidentally left the student store without paying for a Snickers bar one time. Grappling with the guilt of this nefarious and unintentional crime not only established me as a total bad boy, but it made me very sympathetic towards people who find themselves on […]

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No More Porn For Texas Prisoners

June 4, 2018
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How the rest of the world views the United States is how the rest of the United States views Texas. The tits are huge, the sun is angry, and the justice is swift. Texas’ #1 export is legally killed corpses. If there were ever a state I would absolutely refuse to commit a crime in, […]

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Florida Woman Arrested After Assaulting Partner With A Dildo

May 13, 2018
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I’m always shocked by what items the TSA decides are too dangerous to bring onto airplanes. While obvious weapons like nunchucks, throwing stars, and bottles of liquid greater than 3.4 oz. should be banned, other items make no sense at all. The truth is any object can be dangerous in the wrong hands, and the […]

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Sex On The Beach Earns Florida Man 2.5 Years In Prison

May 12, 2018
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Having sex on the beach is an often romanticized activity and it’s easy to see why. The sensual ambiance and connection with nature can make the attraction between two partners irresistible. A casual walk along the ocean can quickly become a romp in the sand, stopping just in time to look in each other’s eyes […]

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Woman Jailed For Being Too Loud During Sex!

May 6, 2018
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An anti-social behavior order is a way for the United Kingdom to prevent citizens from being dicks. One might be issued by a court in response to a complaint to prevent someone from doing things that harass or harm other people. Basically, these orders are a way for prudes to stop people from doing fun […]

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Is That A Gun In Your Vagina Or Are You Happy To See Me?

April 17, 2018
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Being held in jail is a uniquely terrifying experience. It’s typically a very small infraction that lands one in jail, and if everything goes smoothly it’s nothing more than an inconvenience. Unfortunately while they may have only caught you doing something harmless, the stress of every horrible deed you’ve ever committed coming to light becomes […]

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Porn Star Arrested For Masturbating At Church?

April 11, 2018
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Videos of people masturbating or having sex in public places aren’t that uncommon on the internet. Aside from amateur videos filmed in various parks or bathrooms, there are also really good commercial porn sites that film content in seemingly public places. The general rule seems to be that if you don’t get caught, you won’t […]

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Suspected Drunk Drivers Have Sex In The Backseat Of Police Car!

April 5, 2018
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Being drunk in the back of a police car is a uniquely terrifying experience. What should be a peaceful moment to get your story straight and compose yourself is more like the nerve-wracking calm before an ensuing shit storm. It’s the ultimate time out. Once they open the door you pretty much pour out and […]

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Serial Seattle Bus Masturbator Finally Caught!

April 1, 2018
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We have a saying here in America. Trick us once, shame on you; trick us twice…. you aren’t going to trick us twice. This motto apparently doesn’t apply to masturbating on the bus because it took three attempts for one driver to catch a habitual public masturbator. Back in January a Seattle man was caught […]

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