Jenna Sativa

Last Week On Insta: Feryn, Abigayle Rockette, & More +++

August 28, 2017
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Trump is a horrible, horrible man. We’re all doomed. In the meantime, you know, while we wait for the apocalypse here are some pics of some nice looking ladies. After you’re done with that, maybe go punch a nazi. Idk. The annoyance of miserable people that feel the the unnecessary need to take down photos […]

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Last Week On Insta: Ashley Graham, London Andrews, & More +++

June 4, 2017
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Goddamn cat keeps walking across my keyboard while I’m editing this post. If you find a weird string of letters somewhere, blame him. Also, I went to the dentist today and my mouth is half frozen, so I look like I’ve had a stroke. Hawt! #DoItForTheGraham @swimsuitsforall A post shared by A S H L […]

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Last Week On Insta: Kendra Sunderland, Lana Rhoades, & +++

March 16, 2017
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I need a new Stoya in my life. Original Stoya is still alive and well, but her output, whether it be porn or writing, has drastically reduced in the last year or so. Even her tweets and Insta posts are few and far between. I just don’t get enough Stoya in my life. I need […]

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Last Week On Insta: Nicki Minaj, Gina Valentina, & +++

February 22, 2017
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I’m usually not crazy about Nina Agdal. She’s pretty enough, but she doesn’t really do anything for me. Attraction is difficult to pin down. Leo DiCaprio is pretty smitten with the blonde Victoria’s Secret model, however, so I’m sure she’s not crying herself to sleep due to lack of interest from yours truly. That said, […]

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Last Week On Insta: Abigayle Rockette, Gina Valentina & +++

February 9, 2017
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You can always count on Instagram for some good cleavage and butt cheek shots. I’ve seen so many glorious asses today while scrolling through Insta that I need a minute to myself… or not. Actually, I need a minute alone with a perfectly nice stranger. Either way, I’m good. I haven’t showered today, so I’m […]

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Highlights From The 2017 AVN Winners! Part 1

January 30, 2017
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Do you Peepz care about the AVN Awards? I didn’t used to, but through the years as I’ve done these posts I can’t help but want to see the features that win multiple awards. This year’s movie to see is definitely The Preacher’s Daughter and I can understand why. Every still I see is a […]

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Hump Day, GIF Day: Jenna Sativa Gets You Through The Week

January 25, 2017
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Jenna Sativa won the 2017 AVN Award for All-Girl Performer of the Year, which by the by I totally predicted when the nominations came out. It seems like Jenna has been everywhere I turn in the last couple months and I don’t mind. I don’t mind at all. According to Jenna the best thing about […]

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Last Week On Insta: Karley Sciortino, Noah Bensi, & Chanel Preston

January 11, 2017
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I joined a gym, not because I’m trying to loose weight after the Holidays (I hate that), but rather, because it’s cold as all hell and they have a steam room, a hot tub, and a heated pool. I figured it would be cheaper to pay the gym membership than to pay my hot water […]

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Last Week On Insta: Jenna Sativa, Cassidy Klein & More +++

September 30, 2016
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Instagram models, if you’re not posting pictures of nudity (or puppies) what are you even doing? Get of here with your boring pictures of wine glasses and messy kitchens. I don’t care that you had a bunch of friends over for dinner and that you had a blast. Don’t make me feel sorry for you, […]

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Last Week On Insta: Kate Upton, Alexis Ren, & Jenna Sativa +++

September 6, 2016
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Do you ever fantasize about killing people? Not just random strangers, but someone you know that is pissing you off or irritating the fuck out of you? No. Just me then. I don’t fantasize about killing my parents, so much as I like to imagine their untimely deaths. What’s that Mom, are you telling me […]

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