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Strip Club Fights for Free Speech

December 2, 2018
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In New Jersey, it has always been illegal for BYOB establishments to advertise that their customers could actually bring their own alcohol inside. This is one of those dumb laws that probably shouldn’t be on the books, but someone forgot to overturn it at some point. Thanks to a strip club in Atlantic City, that […]

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Plane Sex is Hard For Celebrities Too

October 22, 2018
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On the show Marriage Boot Camp, Aubrey O’Day lets her sexy personality shine through. In one particular episode, the couples are all sitting around playing Truth or Dare with the therapist. When Aubrey gets her turn, the question she has to answer is, “Name a place you’ve always fantasized having sex and why.” She replies […]

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Homeless Couple Caught Fucking at Jersey Shore Church

June 3, 2018
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Things get lit in New Jersey come Memorial Day weekend. Some of the most insane debauchery of my early 20s took place while I was walking on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights. There are so many people consuming so much alcohol (and illegal substances) and things just get out of control sometimes. I was never […]

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Wrapping His Meat In Plastic Wrap

October 8, 2016
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Peepz…I’m having a hard time dealing with the fact that summer is over in the Dirty Jerz. I know, I know…fall is awesome and I’m really enjoying hooded sweatshirts and boots. I just miss bathing suits and the beach and short shorts and hanging out by the pool. It’s an interesting scene down the shore […]

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Naked Lady In The Wawa? Also, What’s a Wawa?

July 13, 2015
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To me, summer time means flip flops, bathing suits and trips down the shore to put my toes in the water. If you’ve never been to Jersey, don’t worry….I’ll make sure that you get the royal treatment and give you all the tips you need to make the most of your day. Sure, there’s the […]

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Snooki “Hacked” Self Shot Nudie Pics

June 12, 2012
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I’ve been hoping I was done with the shower of cunts which make up the cast of reality show Jersey Shore, all the fucktards  on that program are down to the last few seconds of their 15 minutes of fame and that’s fantastic for me – true happiness is never having to write about, see, […]

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How Jwoww’s Naked Tits Found Their Way Onto Peeperz

January 27, 2011
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(Spoiler Alert: The full picture in question is at the bottom of the article. If you want to make with less of the talkity-talk and more with the boobies, scroll on down.) This week, Jwoww’s titties finally made their uncovered selves onto the internets. This is the story of those titties. Last Jersey Shore episode, […]

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Jersey Shore Goes to Canada, Part 1 Of Many‏

November 13, 2010
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Jersey Shore is coming to Canada. Glorious. A new reality series is in development that would put 8 Canadians in a house together, in Toronto. The show, called “Lake Shore,” will drop the Guido-based drama and instead focus on broader ethnic stereotypes, calling each person by their different race (“The Albanian,” “The Vietnamese,” etc). A […]

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Jersey Shore’s Jwoww Bodypainted Breasts

November 1, 2010
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I tried to create a computer program that would automatically scour the internet for any stories about the Jersey Shore cast and post them for me.  It was pretty easy to do, at first the hardest part was programming in the different terms for drunk slags. Ultimately this idea didn’t work out because as soon […]

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DrunkWhoreSmurf errr Snooki Upskirt

October 26, 2010
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Did you ever watch the smurfs and wonder why there’s only one female smurf, Smurfette,  in the whole village? They used to have another, but they kicked DrunkWhoreSmurf out because she was spreading Syphilis, Chlamydia, and 12 other Stds all around the village. DrunkWhoreSmurf was taken in by an Italian family in Jersey and now […]

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