Lana Rhoades

Fap Along with Harlot: Lana Rhoades

March 2, 2019
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I had a conversation with my brother-in-law about porno over the weekend. He was asking about the hottest pornstars of the moment over a game of Exploding Kittens. Instead of speculating about who was actually on top, I went straight to the source and opened up the PornHub app on my phone. At the moment […]

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Last Week On Insta: Feryn, Abigayle Rockette, & More +++

August 28, 2017
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Trump is a horrible, horrible man. We’re all doomed. In the meantime, you know, while we wait for the apocalypse here are some pics of some nice looking ladies. After you’re done with that, maybe go punch a nazi. Idk. The annoyance of miserable people that feel the the unnecessary need to take down photos […]

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Last Week On Insta: Frankie Sinister, Natalya Marie & More +++

July 23, 2017
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The cat came back. We will be seeing you soon Dallas!!! We are bringing back all the favorites that we know you love and want to see again!! Come out to our VaultSin show!! Tickets on sale: https://prekindle.com/vivas @wickedhailey @her.sins @vivaslounge A post shared by Frankie Sinister (@frankie_sinister) on Jul 16, 2017 at 4:45pm PDT

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Last Week On Insta: Rita Ora, Zahra Elise, & More +++

May 13, 2017
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I’m trying to remember whose Instagram got me all hot and bothered, but I can’t remember. I just know I gotta take a break from my laptop and go for a spin in the bathroom. #brb Get your @tezenisofficial bra OUT NOW! ??#goodmornin A post shared by Rita Ora (@ritaora) on Apr 26, 2017 at […]

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Last Week On Insta: Shannon Lee Heberlein, Ashley Graham & +++

April 22, 2017
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One of my friends announced that she wants to get a boob job, which got us talking about plastic surgery. She mentioned that her boyfriend brought up the topic of butt implants as if this was something new that none of us had ever heard of. Oh man, I had a good time educating her […]

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Last Week On Insta: Melissa Lori, Honey Gold, & More +++

March 31, 2017
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Can I go to bed already? I’M SO TIRED, PEEPZ. Come save me! I would love to go take a nap right now, but I can’t because someone has to take care of all your degenerate needs. I can’t even. Even. I might fall asleep at my computer. I can’t even masturbate, because then I’ll […]

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Last Week On Insta: Kira Noir, Taylor Hill, & More +++

March 22, 2017
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I’m having one of those days where work is making me super horny. Imagine trying to get things done when all you want to do is rub one out? It’s not very productive. I should just give up or turn my office chair into a sex machine. I’m sure I could find a way to […]

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Last Week On Insta: Kendra Sunderland, Lana Rhoades, & +++

March 16, 2017
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I need a new Stoya in my life. Original Stoya is still alive and well, but her output, whether it be porn or writing, has drastically reduced in the last year or so. Even her tweets and Insta posts are few and far between. I just don’t get enough Stoya in my life. I need […]

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Last Week On Insta: Dayna Frazer, Ali Michael & More +++

March 12, 2017
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Adriana Chechik and Lana Rhoades are driving me nuts right now. Fuck, I wish I was home right now so I could rub one out real quick. Ha! That reminds me of a Lily Labeau interview I read last night where she explains that when she gets turned on she just starts rubbing herself over […]

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Last Week On Insta: Charlotte Mckee, Paulina Gretzky & +++

March 5, 2017
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I was driving home last night and some jagoff on the highway was tailgating me hardcore. He was driving a semi truck and he was so close to me that his lights were completely blinding me. I knew the fucker wanted me to sped up, but I was following the limit and it was raining […]

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