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Fap Along with Harlot: Riley Nixon

May 19, 2019
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My BFF is obsessed with women that have the balls to shave their heads. He loves the way super short stubble feels on his hands when he’s pushing their face down lower and lower onto his cock. When I had my side shaved, he would randomly just touch the buzzed area while we were having […]

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Where Did Harlot Cum? NYC Day Trip

April 29, 2019
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My wife and I will follow Amanda Palmer to the ends of the earth.  That’s not exactly true, but we will travel anywhere within a 200 mile radius to see her perform.  People tend to have a love/hate relationship with the art that she creates. I happen to fall on the love side of things. […]

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Where Did Harlot Cum? Sculpture Garden Edition

April 22, 2019
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My wife and I have been talking about our sex life a lot lately.  While we are super passionate about each other, some of the adventure has dwindled.  We used to fuck in my old office all the time but now we never do. Every time we would go out with friends, we would find […]

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Self on Strap-On Sex

March 13, 2019
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I’ve recently reconnected with one of my friends from college. He’s a great guy who always turned down my (extremely needy and unwarranted) sexual advances. I’m pretty sure that’s why we stopped talking in the first place. Young Harlot had a hard time understanding why everyone in the world didn’t want to have sex with […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Lana Rhoades

March 2, 2019
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I had a conversation with my brother-in-law about porno over the weekend. He was asking about the hottest pornstars of the moment over a game of Exploding Kittens. Instead of speculating about who was actually on top, I went straight to the source and opened up the PornHub app on my phone. At the moment […]

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Fap Along with Harlot: Best Faps of 2018

January 12, 2019
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Peepz!! We have made it through 2018 and have come out the other side completely covered in sweat, tears and cum. I’ve been going through last year’s Fap Alongs and pulling out some of my favorite clips to share with you all over again, because sometimes porno is worth re-watching. Are you ready to slowly […]

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Orgasm at Midnight

January 10, 2019
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One of the tricks that I randomly have stuffed up my sexual sleeve is the fact that I am nearly able to cum on command. It only takes 20 seconds or so for me to go from considering masturbation to making a huge puddle on my sheets. I control it most of the time, but […]

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Shower Sex Thanks to Rich Relatives

January 3, 2019
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My in laws have money. They’re generous about spoiling my wife at Christmas and we love spending time with them because they’re generally nice people. They just spent a boatload of cash on remodeling their bathroom and now, it’s one of those places where you can’t help buy feel sexy as soon as you walk […]

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Apple Picking Pussy

October 16, 2018
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Autumn activities are my favorite type. I make plans in July to go pumpkin picking and apple picking before my calendar fills up. Last year, a family trip to the pumpkin patch resulted in me getting fingered in a corn field. This year? We waited until we were indoors to participate in our annual tradition. […]

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Possible Threesome with Our Grocery Deliverer

October 11, 2018
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I’ve fucked a whole lot of people and that means that I have a whole lot of memory lapses. Sometimes I wish I was the type of person who could remember every set of lips that I’ve made out with, but I think that tucking away all the sexual tips and tricks I’ve acquired may […]

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