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Man Gets Penis Stuck While Jumping Over Turnstile

January 7, 2018
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I don’t believe in karma. It seems like the most passive aggressive way of dealing with the fact that horrible people exists. While it’s nice to think those who do bad things face some divine consequence, the truth is ne’er-do-wells usually go unpunished. However, when a London man got his dick stuck in a turnstile […]

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Ghost Sex? How Does That Work?

December 13, 2017
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I try my best to be open about people’s life experiences. Sex is a topic that everyone has an opinion on, even if that opinion is that they refuse to talk about it. Some people make shit up about what they do in the bedroom…and some people make every single one of their fantasies come […]

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Secret Bordello Takes Over Floor Of Budget Hotel

September 20, 2017
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The top floor of a Travelodge in Feltham, West London was being used almost exclusively by a ring of European hookers – up until some party poopers decided to do a little “investigative journalism.” The Sun discovered the advertisements for prostitution on an adult website. An undercover investigation was conducted by reporters, and once contacted […]

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Penis Anxiety Problem For Men Regardless Of Size – Science!

May 4, 2017
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One of the consequences of a media saturated society is the unrealistic expectation of real life that people develop from watching too much television. While most of us figured out our first cars wouldn’t be talking Trans-Ams with turbo boosters, some didn’t. These people expect their lives to match up with the images they see […]

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Watching Porn In The Library?

October 17, 2016
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Perhaps the most advantageous part of living in the free world is being able to watch porn whenever, and wherever you want. If you’re at the library or even Starbucks and your research suggests you should check out your favorite tube sites, there shouldn’t be anything to stop you. However, what you absolutely can’t do […]

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London Artist Arrested For Letting Strangers Stroke Her Genitals

July 23, 2016
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I… Well… Can I? I don’t… Not sure… Okay. I need to read an artist statement, so I can process this into something I can more easily grasp. My brain is having a hard time. It might be because I’m distracted by the boobies. Right, so… Milo Moiré is a Swiss model and artist who is […]

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Plastic Surgery Ad For “Designer Vagina” Banned

June 8, 2016
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Some joker at the London Bridge Plastic Surgery clinic thought it would be cool to make ladies feel bad about their vaginas in order to sell them on the idea of getting plastic surgery. Really? “Designer vaginas” are all the rage these days, because women are made to feel like they need perfect little clamshell labia […]

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People Flock to Waitlist for Naked Restaurant

May 10, 2016
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How would you feel about going to a restaurant and stripping off your clothing before you even get shown to your table? There’s a new restaurant opening in London named The Buyadi, and the wait list to even get a table is up over 35,000 people and climbing. Where were all these Euro nudists when […]

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Nude Free Running In (And On Top Of) London

December 2, 2014
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Free running, or parkour as the hipsters like to call it, is kind of like walking and doing crazy tricks. Instead of walking down a set of stairs, you’ll flip over them…instead of taking a stroll down the sidewalk, you’ll climb up onto the roof and see the city you’re in a completely different way. […]

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Lady Gaga Strips Naked At London’s Club G-A-Y

October 28, 2013
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The Mother of Monsters did an impromptu performance of her latest single from Artpop at London’s club G-A-Y last Saturday (I’m gonna take a stab in the dark and wager that G-A-Y is a gay bar, just guessing). Lady Gaga started her rendition of Venus wearing a bizarre white smock/dress and bouffant hair. I’m thinking […]

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