masturbation

Fap Along With Harlot: All Alone and Feeling Good

September 16, 2017
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There’s a very large possibility that I may start dipping my toes back into the world of visual stimulation again. I’ve taken about 3 years off from shooting porno and I think it may be time for me to start getting back into the swing of things again. I’m feeling creative, inspired and ready to […]

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Texas Company Releases, Immediately Recalls Viagra Coffee

August 7, 2017
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I remember seeing an interview with Ernest Borgnine where he explained his secret to staying lively well into his 90s. After beating around the bush for a minute he finally leaned in and whispered to the host that me masturbates regularly. The quiet response was captured on his microphone and everyone on the show had […]

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Can Masturbation Affect The Way You Sleep?

July 13, 2017
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Like most over stimulated people, I have trouble sleeping. I spend all day reading, writing, playing video games, and watching movies; it’s hard to just quit all that and go to bed. While there are a number of over-the-counter sleeping aids that many people swear by, I’m not very fond of using a sedative to […]

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Florida Man Caught Lovin’ It In McDonald’s Parking Lot

July 11, 2017
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Many McDonald’s restaurants in North America are experiencing a problem with loitering retirees. These elderly visitors spend a minimum amount of money but occupy tables for hours on end, making it hard for other visitors to find a place to sit down and eat. While most of us wouldn’t mind having a few adorable old […]

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Is Masturbation Healthy? Science Says Yes!

June 7, 2017
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Masturbation is a touchy subject in that everyone does it but no one is willing to talk about it. Television and movies will depict all manner of sexual contact and intimacy yet it’s very rare to see someone rub one out outside of a comedy meant to demean the act. Regardless of what people think, […]

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Man Steals Security Cameras To Destroy Masturbation Footage

June 6, 2017
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I lived at home all through college and in addition to the academics, I learned one very important skill- how to masturbate in complete silence without leaving a trace. Privacy is a luxury most people take for granted. It’s one of those small comforts that you won’t miss until it’s gone, or notice until you’re […]

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Survey Suggests Indian Women Using Older Phones As Dildos

June 5, 2017
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Few things are more terrifying than dropping your cell phone. For those terrifying moments time slows down and you can only watch as your device falls to the ground. After the carnage is over all that’s left to do is pick it up and see how much more debt has been incurred. Things weren’t always […]

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Fap Along With Harlot: Hotties in Frames

June 3, 2017
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I’m like a one trick pony this week. I can’t stop thinking about how hot my wife is (and how strange it is to say that). One of the sexiest things about her doesn’t even have anything to do with her physical body…Her glasses are her ultimate accessory. I love it when she’s fucking me […]

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Oklahoma Man Caught Doing WHAT In A Walmart Bathroom!?

June 1, 2017
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I like going to Walmart because they have everything I could possibly want and a whole bunch of interesting people to look at. I don’t take myself seriously enough to judge anyone else in this world but when I see an obese, elderly woman shopping in a skin-tight, leopard print bodysuit it just makes me […]

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Swedish Court: Masturbating On The Beach is ‘Okay’

April 7, 2017
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Swedish women are known throughout the world for being flagrantly attractive and sexually liberated. I would imagine going to a beach in Sweden would be an exercise in advanced boner hiding. Unless you’re wearing a pair of snug jean shorts your only options are to remain waist deep in the ocean or to randomly find […]

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